Brooke Hogan's makeup has never looked better! The un-incarcerated, married or divorced Hogan just changed her MySpace photo to this. 
Looks like Brooke feels life behind bars with little brother Nick would be better than dealing with the shenanigans of her family on the outside. We might have to agree with her on this one.
Filed under: The Hogans
1. frist i hope
Posted at 11:28AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Bobby
2. WTF???
Posted at 11:28AM on Aug 11th 2008 by renee
3. Wow, how bizarre! Good way to get publicity but whatever.
Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Kelli
4. Classy gal.
Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Nice
5. Maybe Brooke should be in John's place instead so she can feel what that is like. Stupid Bitch!
Posted at 11:30AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Get Lost!!!
6. wtf...? has she completely lost it?
Posted at 11:36AM on Aug 11th 2008 by jen jen
7. She is a young beautiful white princess who is struggling.
Let us pray for our fellow Caucasian.
God will never give a white princess more than they can handle.
Posted at 11:36AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Candy Caucasian
8. She should be in John Graziano's place.
Posted at 11:41AM on Aug 11th 2008 by FlBiker
9. Totally agree with you Get Lost!!!, at least her poor little brother will be out of jail someday and be able to get on with his life. His "best friend" is screwed for life now thanks to his spoiled little lead foot!
Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 11th 2008 by agree with Get Lost!!!
10. Great. She finally topped that ridiculous photo of her with a grill...
Could she scream desperate any louder?
Still boycotting her show and VH1 for supporting it. I'm sooooo sure I'm missing greatness.
If I had three wishes - one would be to make her and her family go away. An alternate wish would have been for Nick to have tried to eluse police with his family's help.. That way they could sic Dog the Bounty hunter othe whole Hogan clan. It would be great. Then once Dog had them cornered in a small office building we could just lock the whole thing down, throw away the key and get rid of two annoying plastic bleached blonde families in one shot.
We could call it DOG v. HOG.
Seriously - I should start producing my own reality shows....
Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 11th 2008 by Reality TV Sucks
11. Ummmmmmm........Why does everyone hate her again???
Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 11th 2008 by blt
12. There's a lot going on with this family....Everyone has a problem!!!! What's with the mom going out with a 19 year old? Was she ever robbed of her teen years? She is making a statement here...she can get any man (a much younger man) after the Hulk....Brooke, you're on your own ... so prove to everyone that you can be your own person....Good luck to your chosen career. Nick needs this incarceration to teach him a lesson....He sometimes think he can do anything because he is a celebrity...To the Hulk...you are a legend in the wrestling world...do not destroy this reputation....you are an idol to many....
Posted at 11:49AM on Aug 11th 2008 by pixiechic
13. What did Brooke do to deserve the comments that she should be in John Graziano's place? The only problems Brooke has is that she was born in the family that puts the "fun" in dysfuctional. Her mom's a cougar, her dad is a....well I'm not really sure what he is....and let's not even mention her brother. Did you see the look on her face when her dad sent her a cut-out picture of him to put in her apartment? She even said it was creepy. You can pick your friends, you can't pick your family.
At least Brooke has a better record than Paris, Unfitney, and Blohan.
Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 11th 2008 by WTF
14. she looks like Britney does everyday
Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 11th 2008 by danielle
15. jackass...
Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 11th 2008 by ozzman
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