It was all about JC today, and we don't mean Chasez. While Evangelical Christian boy band The Jonas Brothers had hordes of tweens screaming in NYC, Heidi Montag couldn't help but give a shout out to Mary's miracle baby in L.A.
Also: Stripper chic Shauna Sand's parenting tips left us dumbfounded and R. Lee Ermey summed up the rest -- the peeps in Hollywood these days are just "hopeless."
Filed under: Star Catcher
1. I'm waiting for the day that the "Big Quake" finally dumps all these medically enhanced freaks into the ocean. Unfortunately, 95% of the female population will be saved by their implants.
Posted at 11:35PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Kate36
2. The army has drill sgts. The MARINES have drill instructors.
SEMPER FI
Posted at 11:50PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Devildog
3. Devildog - you're absolutely right. Another fact: Marines ARE NOT SOLDIERS......maybe someday the media will get it right. Semper Fi
Posted at 8:17AM on Aug 13th 2008 by MarineMom
4. Shauna Sands is hot. I remember her from high school back in Fresno, before she got famous.
Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 15th 2008 by that fat guy that keeps staring at you from across the street...
5. Shauna Sand is the bomb. Before she got famous, we used to hang out together in Fresno. I always knew she'd be a stripper though. One time, she talked this guy out of $500. All she did was flirt with him. Next thing I know, she's taking me shopping at the neighborhood Versace store.
Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 15th 2008 by that fat guy that keeps staring at you from across the street...
6. Yeah, Shauna is from Fresno, everyone knows that. I sold her some oranges at the corner.
Posted at 5:06AM on Aug 16th 2008 by the illegal alien that stole your job, robbed your mother and hid out in Mexico.
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