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Olympic Losers Pursue Topless Dancing

8/14/2008 12:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The boys of the New Zealand soccer team don't get down on themselves when they lose, they just get down!
New Zealand Soccer Team
After losing to Belgium in the first round of the Olympics 0-1, the Oly-Whites (as they're called back home) broke out the Haka -- a traditional Maori war dance teams from NZ usually perform before a match to scare the holy hell out of the other team.

No word on why they decided to bust a move after the loss, but as long as that guy keeps his shirt off -- who really cares?!

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Local Reporter    

Dancing? Who the hell is thinking about dancing???

2171 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

they look completely nuts in that field .............

FINALLY I'M FIRST .....LOL

2171 days ago
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Jodi    

Thank goodness they had the guy with the best body in front!! :)

2171 days ago
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LynnCis    

Who cares if they can dance when they look that good!

2171 days ago
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Poor Celeb    

Wow. I should watch soccer more.

2171 days ago
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pinhead    

White boys cant dance? Isn't that a racist statement? Like Black people can't swim or stay out of prison.

2171 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

WELL DARN I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST ........NOTTTTTTTTT

SOMEONE ADVERTISTING IS FIRST ............

EVERYONE NEEDS MONEY , OVER 80 % PEOPLE WHO'S IN DEBT

BECAUSE THE MORTGAGE , NO JOBS , GROCERIES , ETCCCC

YOU'VE TO BLAME THIS ON ........PRES , VICE PRES , O.P.E.C , SPECTATORS , C.E.O 'S THERE MILLION

MILLION DOLLAR PAYCHECKS AND BONUSES , UNITED STATES COMPANIES THEY'RE GIVING

THE JOBS AWAY TO FOREIGNERS , NAPTA , BLAME THE FOREIGNERS ,

SENATORS , CONGRESSMEN , LOBBIST , THERE'S ENOUGH BLAME TO GO AROUND .

IF YOU'VE A JOB , BETTER HOLD ON TO IT , BECAUSE THE FOREIGNERS WILL STEAL IT

RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE . FOR THOSE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A JOB , YOU CAN BLAME THAT

ON YOUR COMPANY SINCE THEY GIVEN AWAY THE JOBS TO FOREIGNERS (OVERSEAS ) .

MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO'S HURTING , THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO

WORKS THE HARDEST , WHO DEVOTED AND TAKE PRIDE IN THERE JOBS .

DOWNSIZING / LAYOFFS ,

2171 days ago
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CELEBS HAS NO COMMON SENSE OR DO THEY PAY IN FULL CASH    

LOOK LIKE TMZ DELETED THAT ADVERTISMENT I SEEN

SO I AM FIRST AFTER ALL .......LOL

2171 days ago
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kiwi    

The "Haka" is more than a dance. It is a traditional maori war dance. It is performed VERY frequently in NZ and is almost inseparable from NZ sports nowadays. The national rugby team "the All Blacks" have been performing the haka for many many years. Many sports teams there do. Do you research before you mock it. There is a lot more to it than there looks.

2171 days ago
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pimp    

Kiwis are not "white." They could be maori...unless TMZ is suggesting only euro-kiwis are capable of making in to the olympics.

2171 days ago
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ShameAboutRaisins    

I'm with you, kiwi #10.

I love it when TMZ attempts to knock down culture from other countries...maybe just once you folks could do your research before making a statement about something you have NO knowledge of???

2171 days ago
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SuperStarSteve    

Tongues out, legs akimbo spread open....they hop towards you...I love the Maori war dance. It's creepy, scary and at the same time strangely sensual. Is there something wrong with me? Some Maori Kiwi's are half and halfs and look white. I don't care!

Rent "Once Were Warriors" (1994) and you see their situation in New Zealand. Expand your horizons.

2171 days ago
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ckitty    

oh yes! hot guy in the front! don't stick it out unless you plan to use it!

2171 days ago
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that's all    

Man, those europeans are weird. They're not even that cute straining their muscles looking all contorted making those hideous faces. They need one day at the beach and some vitamins.

2171 days ago
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slap1328    

Isn't the whole "white men cant dance/jump" bit a tad tired. How about a little creativity TMZ, instead of lame old un-funny s like this.

Thank you, won't you.

2171 days ago
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