Olympic Losers Pursue Topless Dancing

The boys of the New Zealand soccer team don't get down on themselves when they lose, they just get down!
New Zealand Soccer Team
After losing to Belgium in the first round of the Olympics 0-1, the Oly-Whites (as they're called back home) broke out the Haka -- a traditional Maori war dance teams from NZ usually perform before a match to scare the holy hell out of the other team.

No word on why they decided to bust a move after the loss, but as long as that guy keeps his shirt off -- who really cares?!

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports

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1. they look completely nuts in that field .............

FINALLY I'M FIRST .....LOL

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 14th 2008 by they look completely nuts in that field .............

2. Dancing? Who the hell is thinking about dancing???

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 14th 2008 by Local Reporter

3. Thank goodness they had the guy with the best body in front!! :)

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 14th 2008 by Jodi

4. Little FYI it's not a "white boy" dance. It's a traditional Maori Indian dance.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 14th 2008 by Jo-Rae

5. WELL DARN I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST ........NOTTTTTTTTT

SOMEONE ADVERTISTING IS FIRST ............

EVERYONE NEEDS MONEY , OVER 80 % PEOPLE WHO'S IN DEBT

BECAUSE THE MORTGAGE , NO JOBS , GROCERIES , ETCCCC

YOU'VE TO BLAME THIS ON ........PRES , VICE PRES , O.P.E.C , SPECTATORS , C.E.O 'S THERE MILLION

MILLION DOLLAR PAYCHECKS AND BONUSES , UNITED STATES COMPANIES THEY'RE GIVING

THE JOBS AWAY TO FOREIGNERS , NAPTA , BLAME THE FOREIGNERS ,

SENATORS , CONGRESSMEN , LOBBIST , THERE'S ENOUGH BLAME TO GO AROUND .

IF YOU'VE A JOB , BETTER HOLD ON TO IT , BECAUSE THE FOREIGNERS WILL STEAL IT

RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE . FOR THOSE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A JOB , YOU CAN BLAME THAT

ON YOUR COMPANY SINCE THEY GIVEN AWAY THE JOBS TO FOREIGNERS (OVERSEAS ) .

MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO'S HURTING , THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO

WORKS THE HARDEST , WHO DEVOTED AND TAKE PRIDE IN THERE JOBS .

DOWNSIZING / LAYOFFS ,

Posted at 11:56AM on Aug 14th 2008 by THERE'S ENOUGH BLAME TO GO AROUND ..

6. LOOK LIKE TMZ DELETED THAT ADVERTISMENT I SEEN

SO I AM FIRST AFTER ALL .......LOL

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 14th 2008 by FINALLY

7. The Haka is a maori (native tribe) dance. the New Zeland RUGBY team has been doing it for years. It's really cool look it up on youtube, look at the All Blacks they usually do it before games and everytime they haven't been alowed to do it or have been disrespected by the other team while they were doing it the other team got slaughtered.

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 14th 2008 by NOCO

8. Kiwis are not "white." They could be maori...unless TMZ is suggesting only euro-kiwis are capable of making in to the olympics.

Posted at 12:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by pimp

9. Wow. I should watch soccer more.

Posted at 12:00PM on Aug 14th 2008 by Florida Girl

10. Who cares if they can dance when they look that good!

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 14th 2008 by LynnCis

11. The "Haka" is more than a dance. It is a traditional maori war dance. It is performed VERY frequently in NZ and is almost inseparable from NZ sports nowadays. The national rugby team "the All Blacks" have been performing the haka for many many years. Many sports teams there do. Do you research before you mock it. There is a lot more to it than there looks.

Posted at 12:09PM on Aug 14th 2008 by kiwi

12. I'm with you, kiwi #10.

I love it when TMZ attempts to knock down culture from other countries...maybe just once you folks could do your research before making a statement about something you have NO knowledge of???

Posted at 12:16PM on Aug 14th 2008 by shameaboutraisins

13. Tongues out, legs akimbo spread open....they hop towards you...I love the Maori war dance. It's creepy, scary and at the same time strangely sensual. Is there something wrong with me? Some Maori Kiwi's are half and halfs and look white. I don't care!

Rent "Once Were Warriors" (1994) and you see their situation in New Zealand. Expand your horizons.

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 14th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

14. Man, those europeans are weird. They're not even that cute straining their muscles looking all contorted making those hideous faces. They need one day at the beach and some vitamins.

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 14th 2008 by bird in the bush

15. oh yes! hot guy in the front! don't stick it out unless you plan to use it!

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 14th 2008 by ckitty

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