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Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

8/15/2008 6:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh....
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Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.

Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.

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JEnJEn:  1277 days ago

whats the big deal??? im going to get my fairy dust and fly over there.... ill let you knw !!

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CoolGirl2008:  1277 days ago

Well they're from Georgia! Of course they think it's real!

ha ha ha

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HOUSTON:  1277 days ago

2 DOWN, 3 TO GO.

LAST WEEK THE CHUPACABRA IN TEXAS
THIS WEEK ITS BIGFOOT-SASQUASCH (the Beef Jerky commercial people are gonna be pissed off)
NEXT WEEK, ALIENS REMNANTS FOUND IN THE TMZ

is "Mainstream Media" trying to steal market shares from the Enquirer?

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Tabitha:  1277 days ago

A couple of "southerners" in Palo Alto, California? Get serious TMZ

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mack:  1277 days ago

They are feeding off any news organization STUPID ENOUGH to give them credibility.by covering the :"news conference"
I guess TMZ qualifies to be added to the list now

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Sono:  1277 days ago

Mack gets a cookie, his post is spot on and TMZ is certainly dumb enough to fall for that...as are most of the major news organizations.

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badjuju813:  1277 days ago

Big deal , Elvis is eating a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my living room and is watching Hee Haw reruns. LOL

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koots_bc:  1277 days ago

looks like a gorilla mask, the eyes are open and wow nice white teeth

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jen:  1277 days ago

Looks like a couple of hillbillies got a hold of a gorilla suit.

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Legendkiller8080:  1277 days ago

LOL CoolGirl .... All us Georgians think their story is crap also!!!!!

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icehouse:  1277 days ago

That's about as real as ashlee simpson's face and body!

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luckyguess3:  1277 days ago

Looks like someone went to alot of work to well...I am not sure what they did...

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Dick Pudenda:  1277 days ago

LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT MORON DMX!

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bethany:  1277 days ago

Georgia!

They took a break from puppy milling and dog fighting

to look like idiots

Ah the Hillbillies!

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erica:  1277 days ago

IT LOOKS LIKE THE GORILLA SUIT FROM THAT MOVIE TRADING PLACES W/ DAN AKROYD AND EDDIE MURPHY

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