Tom Cruise Allows Alien Invasion of Space

1. What is he going to be like when he's old?
Creepy.

Posted at 7:00PM on Aug 15th 2008 by rachel

2. I mean like, really old, like 85.
Well, he IS old NOW, but that Scientolobotox does the trick!
He looks younger than Katie, rather than 20 years her senior

Posted at 7:01PM on Aug 15th 2008 by rachel

3. TOM CRUISE IS NUTS!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:22PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Sandy

4. Tom was very gracious to that fan that just ran up on him. Tom is SO SWEET i can't believe it. Katie is a very very lucky woman.

Posted at 8:10PM on Aug 15th 2008 by pintobean

5. Seriously. Who gives a sh*t.

Posted at 9:15PM on Aug 15th 2008 by whooptydo

6. Tickin' Tommy Timebomb has finally come to realize that his fan base has dwindled tremendously. He craves attention and was obviously flattered that this lone person lumbered up near him.

Posted at 9:45PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Esquire

7. He's a creepy shill for a creepier cult. At least he has one fan left.

Posted at 10:06PM on Aug 15th 2008 by Jenna

8. he is consistently ( programed) kind and generous with his time and fans...but I'm noticing ( transformation) he is getting ready for his next life ( order training bra from Sears catalogue). Best of luck, ur r a cool guy ( err , pre-teen in afterlife? Suri?)

Posted at 10:11PM on Aug 15th 2008 by ya gotta luv him!

9. I HEAR HIS PLAYING THAT NAZI COLONEL STUFFENBURG WAS JUST PREPARATION FOR HIS PLAYING THE PART OF L.RON HUBBARD IN THE NEXT DISNEY BLOCKBUSTER OR IS IT UNIVERSAL THAT TOM THE LOONY OWENS A PIECE OF? IF THIS GUY'S MANHOOD IS AS INFLATED AS HIS EGO, HE'S SURELY GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ONE. GOD BLESS ALL THESE THETANS LIKE TOM THE LOONY - THE CUTE LITTLE BUGGER.. NEWS UPDATE, THE IRS IS CLOSING IN ON THESE FRAUDS - THAY ARE GOING DOWN . . .AND SOON.

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 16th 2008 by dick pudenda

10. I do'nt see why people are hating Tom? This is a free country. He can practice whatever religion he wants and we shouldn't be so judgmental about it. Sheez. One thing I like about him is the fact that he's always been so gracious to his fans. He always makes sure that he greets everyone. So, he went a little ka-ra-zay on Matt Lauer and the the whole Brooke Shields thing, but the guy is passionate about something he believes in. He's not killing people, not being violent to others, so why the haters? I've been a fan of him since Top Gun. So okay, I got a little turned off after Nicole Kidman but if we just look at him as an actor, then we wouldn't be judging his faith. Or whatever they call scientology:-)

Posted at 8:06PM on Aug 16th 2008 by bella

11. That's nice. He seemed pretty cool about the whole thing.

Posted at 10:35AM on Aug 16th 2008 by OnlySkeevyStonersFart

12.
Very cool. Cruise is generally nice to fans unless they jump at him (or squirt water in his eyes).

Posted at 10:55AM on Aug 16th 2008 by don quixote12

13. When TMZ is long forgotten... Tom won't be.

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 16th 2008 by eindoodle

14. Do I see.....Man Boobs?

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Rich

15. If there's one consistent thing about Tom Cruise is that he's always so good to his fans. A lot of other stars wouldn't have even bothered acknowledging this woman, but Tom was kind enough to take two pictures with her. And I've read reports that he spends over an hour each time at premiers and what not just signing autographs and taking pics with the fans. Do you see Brad Pitt or George Clooney or Johnny Depp doing that? Of course not, they probably would've just walked right past her like she was invisible. But they're treated like angels on this website, while Tom is always ridiculed here.

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 17th 2008 by william