91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is actually the key to vitality.
Guess father doesn't always know best.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. I am disturbed ...I am horrified....and just oh man images are making me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 9:45AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Divashels
2. TMZ , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Posted at 9:47AM on Aug 20th 2008 by TMZ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
3. that is ok ernie !!!!
hey if the real thang is not available !!!!!
your left hand is a gr8 wife !!!!
Posted at 9:53AM on Aug 20th 2008 by lowell
4. That's the fattest 91 year old I've ever seen.
Posted at 9:53AM on Aug 20th 2008 by cindy
5. My ex should be young forever because he couldn't stop chocking the chicken. He could play with himself for hours. There were times when he couldn't even finish his work and miss deadlines because he couldn't stop playing with himself. FREAK!
Posted at 9:59AM on Aug 20th 2008 by p1tey1
6. Wow, I wish I could it for him! I would give the best h-job he ever got. He's a celebrity for crying out loud.
Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Anexio
7. I love the guy ! I am happy to see he looks so good, and healthy. You go Ernie!
Posted at 10:08AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Bob
8. You go Ernie!
I pump my pole a few times per day and keeps me young and energetic. 100% safe too.
Posted at 10:18AM on Aug 20th 2008 by Tony
9. ewwww
Posted at 10:25AM on Aug 20th 2008 by onthefly
10. Miracle he can slide his hand down past his belly to get there.
Posted at 10:32AM on Aug 20th 2008 by sparkys nemesis
11.
Yuk. TMI.
Posted at 10:42AM on Aug 20th 2008 by OCD
12. tmz man-o-man aren't we being prudish ... soooo your saying seniors masturbating is whack ??? reality check...all of your parents (if their normal) have hit it a few times...plze
Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 20th 2008 by northern gyspy
13. There is nothing wrong or gross about it. Grow up people. We're human and it's part of our sexual health. I think a few of you who post of this site need to get yourself off once in a while...then you wouldn't be so bitter and mean!
Posted at 10:48AM on Aug 20th 2008 by UH HUH
14. NUMBER ONE you beat yourself and don't want anyone to know. HELLO EVERYONE BEATS OFF MEN and WOMEN I is LIFE BITCH
Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 20th 2008 by I give a Damm
15. GIANCARLO, WHO KNEW ERNIE WOULD HAVE SUCH A "GREAT GRIP ON HIS HAND SHAKE" BWAHAHA!
FROM THE PREVIOUS TMZ STORY "ENEST BORGNINE IS ALIVE!" (LINK BELOW PICTURE) WHICH WAS PRINTED BEFORE HE ADMITTED HIS "SECRET TO LONG LIFE" ("I MASTURBATE A LOT" )ON THE FOX & FRIENDS MORNING SHOW, A COMMENT LEFT BY GIANCARLO THAT I'M SURE HE REGRETS!:
10. I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET WITH HIM 6 MONTH AGO, A TRUE GENTLEMAN HIS IS 90
YEARS OLD WTH A GREAT GRIP ON HIS HAND SHAKE, GOD BLESS HIM
Posted at 1:51PM on May 23rd 2008 by Giancarlo
THEN THIS GEM LEFT BY BUNNIE WHICH TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING GIVEN HIS REVELATION:
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8. His wife is on HSN and sells great perfume. She is about 65, but looks younger, and she is all prim &
proper, and goes on and on about her love, Ernie ! It is sooo sweet ! She gives little hints as to how to
keep your husband interested in the bedroom !!! It is an absolute riot !
Posted at 1:36PM on May 23rd 2008 by Bunnie
I WONDER IF HIS WIFE KNOWS WHILE SHE IS PIMPING HER PERFUME AND GIVING SEX ADVICE, HE'S HOME SLAPPING HIS MONKEY?
Posted at 12:32PM on Aug 20th 2008 by BlankStare
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