
Fergie arrived at LAX yesterday doing her best Olsen impression ... minus the homeless glow that Mary-Kate and Ashley seem to have developed into a fart form.
Actually, the fact that there was actually some meat on those arms was a dead giveaway that it was not an Olsen twin...
Fergie's been eating some butter smothered cornbread with her black eye peas. Ten more pounds and she's a Britney.
Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…