Paris Hilton Saved by the Jaw of Life

First.

800 Pound Gorilla

Gross

OMG, Paris Hilton eats!!!??? What is this world coming to? Bored today TMZ?

I am an inbred retard who has no brain function so I must type first to let the other retards know I was the first one with nothing to say. Gotta go wipe the doody off my butt now. Bye.

I didn't recognize her. Couldn't see her wonky eye or big feet, and she isn't in her usual phony head-tilt pose.

800 pound gorilla is than an alias for babygirl?

it has got to be a slooow news day... com-on...P.H. chowing down...on a guy....or...gal...maybe!!!...get the pack of wolves (paps) to hit the streets...get some juice !!!

Paris is not aging well at all. She looks forty already.

This is very superficial, but I like Paris' hair.

We already know her oral skills.

The picture on the left, she looks like Diane Sawyer.

That's a NON-STORY. The paps take a photo of some chick eating and try to spin it. Paris should have pulled a pepperspray can, sprayed them all and then said, "Oops, thought it was confetti". Why do paps have to be such chitty journalists and ignorant pigs? Who do they think gives a hoot about nonsense? TMZ paps are probably illegal aliens who work for tacos. You'll notice that only in pap blogs do most of these stories circulate. Real news doesn't involve these celebrities 9/10 of the time.

Why doesn't some pap competition start a fight with the TMZ photographers and we can watch pap gang wars! No THAT would be hilarious and TMZ could sell pap photographer trading cards. "This was illegal alien Vince before he was killed by a flying Pentax zoom lens. May be rest in pieces. His funeral was paid for by selling the lens back to D-listed."

Paris who? Who cares?

It sure gets some people irate when you type "first" You'd think they would have more important things to get their panties in a wad about.

I ate three bananas today.

800 Pound Gorilla

Nice weave! :p