1. First.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 24th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

2. Must be a slow news day.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 24th 2008 by p1tey1

3. OMG, Paris Hilton eats!!!??? What is this world coming to? Bored today TMZ?

Posted at 12:53PM on Aug 24th 2008 by Tammy

4. That wonky eyed skank is a racist, herpes riddled twat.

Posted at 12:54PM on Aug 24th 2008 by F that nasty pile of runny crap

5. I am an inbred retard who has no brain function so I must type first to let the other retards know I was the first one with nothing to say. Gotta go wipe the doody off my butt now. Bye.

Posted at 12:57PM on Aug 24th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

6. I didn't recognize her. Couldn't see her wonky eye or big feet, and she isn't in her usual phony head-tilt pose.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 24th 2008 by Kay

7. 800 pound gorilla is than an alias for babygirl?

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 24th 2008 by ???

8. it has got to be a slooow news day... com-on...P.H. chowing down...on a guy....or...gal...maybe!!!...get the pack of wolves (paps) to hit the streets...get some juice !!!

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 24th 2008 by northern gyspy

9. Paris is not aging well at all. She looks forty already.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 24th 2008 by Hairy_Yambag

10. This is very superficial, but I like Paris' hair.

We already know her oral skills.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 24th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

11. The picture on the left, she looks like Diane Sawyer.

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 24th 2008 by B

12. That's a NON-STORY. The paps take a photo of some chick eating and try to spin it. Paris should have pulled a pepperspray can, sprayed them all and then said, "Oops, thought it was confetti". Why do paps have to be such chitty journalists and ignorant pigs? Who do they think gives a hoot about nonsense? TMZ paps are probably illegal aliens who work for tacos. You'll notice that only in pap blogs do most of these stories circulate. Real news doesn't involve these celebrities 9/10 of the time.

Why doesn't some pap competition start a fight with the TMZ photographers and we can watch pap gang wars! No THAT would be hilarious and TMZ could sell pap photographer trading cards. "This was illegal alien Vince before he was killed by a flying Pentax zoom lens. May be rest in pieces. His funeral was paid for by selling the lens back to D-listed."

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 24th 2008 by PolarBear

13. Paris who? Who cares?

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 24th 2008 by barefootsailor

14. It sure gets some people irate when you type "first" You'd think they would have more important things to get their panties in a wad about.

Posted at 2:49PM on Aug 24th 2008 by oh well

15. I ate three bananas today.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:01PM on Aug 24th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla