If peeing in your pants is cool, then Andy Dick is Miles Davis.
The arrest report for Andy Dick's chicken joint fiasco is soaked with these pathetic details: "... Dick was escorted back to the holding area ... At one point I noticed Dick sat up from the floor and his pants were soaked from the waist area to the ankles. Dick has just urinated on himself."
"I asked Dick why he didn't tell me he had to use the restroom again, Dick stated that he did not want to knock on the window like a caged animal."
Dick: You're Not Cool, Unless You Pee Your Pants
8/25/2008 3:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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