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Lamas' Crotch Rocket Forces Pap to Zip It

8/26/2008 5:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lorenzo Lamas finally explained why his daughter was wearing a neck brace the other day -- but when we started talking about his floozy ex Shauna Sand, the message he gave us was loud and clear.

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Great    

You guys need to learn your grammar. It's "your" and not "you're".

2163 days ago
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Grimey    

Please proofread YOUR headline.

2163 days ago
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Hope    

Please, the grammar nerd in me begs of you, fix that horrible headline. You're = you are. I think you're shooting for "your" up there.

2163 days ago
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jeezlouise    

Do not mention the name of that loser with that other, lame, insult ridden, bitter, old queen site.

2163 days ago
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fiberman    

also he's not riding a crotch rocket get your bikes right

2163 days ago
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LA CABBALLOTA IVY QEEN    

TMZ YOU MAKE MY GRAMAR LOOK BAD. HIRE A TEAM THAT CAN S P E L L , THERE IS ALSO THIS SITE www.merriam-webster.com
YOU CAN TRY IT. MAYBE THEN HEADLINES WONT LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARS WRITE FOR YOU GUYS.

JUST SAYN '

2163 days ago
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Joanne    

Please, no more on Shauna Sand. How about more about Lorenzo (the hunk)??

2163 days ago
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PolarBear    

Shauna Sand is a magnificent soul and has a "HUG" factor of 9.98 out of 10. Anyone who decides to marry her and not make it work is a flea in a world of men and women.

2163 days ago
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tracey    

Is he looking at his herpe infected penis?

2163 days ago
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pebbles    

Thank goodness Perez really is not obsessed with her the way someone at TMZ must be!

2163 days ago
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pebbles    

A crotchrocket? Do you people know anything? It is NOT a crotchrocket. What losers!

2163 days ago
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Tangie    

What was she? Like his 18th wife?

2163 days ago
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J Browne    

sexyyy

2163 days ago
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Helen    

That mofo could be 100 and still be the hottest leftover from 1980.

2163 days ago
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john wayne gacy    


polarbear / shauna;

PLEASE woman.

KNOW your place.

" a flea in this world " ???

the ONLY insects swarm around
that oh-so-tired crotch of yours.

YOUR best investment would be to hang
no pest strips from your belly piercing...........






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