Kelly O's Black Eye -- The Glass Half Empty

1. a glass? nope. if her rep said a dinner plate, yeah i'd buy that comment.

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 27th 2008 by jen

2. I'd like to know how big that glass was...

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 27th 2008 by NoWay

3. Ugh, gross. Her fat arms just ruined my morning.

Posted at 11:41AM on Aug 27th 2008 by Reality.

4. All the other gossip sites are saying that her whole cupboard came crashing down on her. I think you got the story wrong, but as usual, no voting option for that.

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 27th 2008 by Disturbed

5. I bet mommy or daddy smacked that bitch up! she deserves more!! untalented spawn of evil!! and volgarity!! off with her head!!

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 27th 2008 by gossipking

6. fire that publicist kelly...no one is buying that crap!!! woman-up...com-on give us the goods little girl...

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 27th 2008 by northern gyspy

7. It was the entire kitchen cupboard. Not just the glass. It's all over the internet.

Posted at 11:56AM on Aug 27th 2008 by Lindey

8. Fat person in kitchen accident.... sounds legit.

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 27th 2008 by sm

9. I think that if it was a bar fight, someone would've shed some light on the situation already- and i don't think it was an angry lover- it's icky to think that she'd even have a lover! ugh!

Posted at 12:13PM on Aug 27th 2008 by SRAD4LF

10. if she was in a fight it would of been all over the gossip sites within mins. Not sure if it was a cup from the cabinet or a frying pan though

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 27th 2008 by crazyass

11. She's cute, I happen to think she fat arms are adorable.

Posted at 12:34PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Your momma

12. She looks like Rosie Odonnel's illigitimate son!!!!

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Yeddy Bo

13. She got popped. Who do you think did it?

Posted at 12:47PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Paul Claudio

14. Kelly Osbourne catwalk show dropped
4 hours ago

Sky One has dropped Project Catwalk, the TV show fronted by Kelly Osbourne.

Project Catwalk sees aspiring fashion designers compete for success and is based on a US format presented by supermodel Heidi Klum.

Featuring London-based fashion designer Ben de Lisi as mentor, it was first broadcast in the UK two years ago.

A Sky One spokesman confirmed the show would not return and that the broadcaster was looking for "female-friendly" replacements. - maybe Kelly got into a fight with her talent?

Posted at 1:07PM on Aug 27th 2008 by pie

15. MAYBE SHE FELL ON THE FLOOR DURING A OSBOURNE FAMILY LOVE UP TIME SEX SESSION.

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 27th 2008 by THE OSBOURNES ARE HORN DOGS