Sex Sells, David Duchovny Sex Doesn't

Fashion retailers Johnston & Murphy are hiding all evidence that David Duchovny endorses their product, because he was too busy having sexy time to keep their clothes on.

David's XXX files became public knowledge when he checked into rehab this week for sex addiction -- and a store clerk at the J&M store on Madison Avenue told the NYPost Duchovny's poster was removed because "We got the call from corporate this morning to take him down."

Guess there is such a thing as bad publicity.



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1. In other news Johnston & Murphy got their first mention in the media ever.

Posted at 9:10AM on Aug 31st 2008 by joe

2. I would do him, repeatedly.

Posted at 9:12AM on Aug 31st 2008 by Barbara

3. sorry...no luv here !!! he's a twit...need to keep it in his pants long enuf...so his wife can kick him to the curb !!!.

Posted at 9:52AM on Aug 31st 2008 by northern gyspy

4. He's slimy.

And what a creep for "requesting privacy for his family" when he sure didn't think about his family's privacy when he pranced around acting like a slime. And now he's hiding behind a faux-disease to shirk responsibility for simply being slimy.

Posted at 10:17AM on Aug 31st 2008 by slimy

5. I love his wife! Hope she is ok!!

Posted at 10:33AM on Aug 31st 2008 by Kelli

6. It sure sounds like a publicity stunt. If you were trying to shield your family from unwanted attention you certainly wouldn't announce to the world that you were seeking help for a sex addiction. He is either an egomaniac or one of the stupidest men on earth.

Posted at 8:20AM on Sep 1st 2008 by millie lencioni

7. He is sick and needs treatment. He has every right to ask for privacy for his family and he only went public because one of the celeb. blogs was preparing an article on him. Surely some things should be kept quiet even if the person is a so-called celebrity.

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 31st 2008 by Ruth

8. I want to have K FED'S baby. Does that make me a sex addict or a gold digging slut? I believe I need help.

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 31st 2008 by The Hollywood Slut Puppy

9. He probably had his own changing room.......

Posted at 12:24PM on Aug 31st 2008 by Kay

10. wait, they used JEREMY PIVEN "the PIVERT" last year but David's pic have to come down? Maybe they have a thing for hot middle age pervs.
Sucks that they would take down a campaign featuring someone getting treatment for any problem. Hope he already cashed the checks.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 31st 2008 by megs8686

11. yeah, I'd do him too!

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 31st 2008 by fashion disaster

12. He checks into a sex rehab?--when he was making his show they must have forgot to yell "cut"!

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 31st 2008 by mac

13. I wonder if he did Bucky Covington???.....

Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 31st 2008 by Russell

14. Okay, maybe he deserves some of the snarky, unkind comments but this is nothing to laugh at. Just imagine how much this kind of obsession can mess up your life. He has children at home, he is married, he is the focus of a TV show that employs many, many people and, he has a mother too. Perhaps I am old fashioned, but he seemed to be committed to his marriage and family for the past decade or more. Whatever snark or sexist comments comes out of his mouth in interviews, he has never been a target or the cause of other often "star-like" behaviour. There has been no drunkeness, drug abuse, violence and so on. So, he is a person that has merit and he also worked hard and entertained millions as Mulder and in his other work since the end of the X Files.

Posted at 12:25PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Late2XFiles

15. How big were his shoes????

Posted at 6:42PM on Aug 31st 2008 by chicken stripper

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