Winehouse -- No Jury Would Convict

8/31/2008 1:00 PM PDT

Winehouse -- No Jury Would Convict

Favorite story of the day so far ... the concert organizers that got stood up by Amy Winehouse are now threatening legal action because she stood them up.

The show was scheduled for Friday night. Organizers say at 8 PM that night, they got word Amy had taken ill in England and was unable to make the trip to a city outside Paris for the festival.

So you hire Amy Winehouse and you actually rely on her showing up. You fall for the "taken ill" excuse. Amy can present a mound of evidence showing no one with even a reality-show-contestant IQ would rely on her promise to appear as scheduled.

After the jury throws the case out the window, we expect they'll all get wasted with her.