Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch
Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler.
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. Please stop putting this Ho Bag and her Jerk Boy Friend up on your site. she hasn't been on for a while and no one missed her. Just let her fade away and all wil be well in the universe
Posted at 3:50PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Nicole
2. Sadly our "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a drunken cocaine addled sperm gargling gutter slut. Who knew Nicky the functional retard would be the "smart" one.
Sincerely
Rick Hilton
Posted at 4:04PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Rick Hilton
3. Paris honey, no one cares about you anymore...you need to go back to jail for about a year, we might see some changes for the good then.
Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 6th 2008 by whatthefrig
4. I think that's sweet and sexy, a guy who takes charge like that. It's nice to be taken care of and protected. These paps didn't seem so bad, a bit rude but that's about it.
Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Lara
5. that woman is so hot.
she's pretty, smart, ambitious, has goals, can tolerate fools with grace, and i'm sure is a nice person also.
benji seems like a nice guy too.
Posted at 4:39PM on Sep 6th 2008 by bobbyozone
6. Dear Paris,
You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 5:58PM on Sep 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
7. PARIS HAS DONE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO OUR SOCIETY EXCEPT BRING MORE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR TO THE MEDIA...SHE ONLY WANTS YOU TO BUY HER CRAPPY SHOES AND NASTY FAKE HAIR...PARIS...YOU NEED TO SEE YOURSELF AS OTHERS SEE YOU...YOU LOOK INSANE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE MEDIA REALLY LOSES INTREST?...WE ARE TIRED OF YOU PUSHING YOUR WAY CONSTANTLY...AND IT IS GETTING PATHETIC...NEXT WILL COME A POOR BABY WHO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE YOUR CHILD JUST SO YOU CAN GET THE ATTENTION YOU CRAVE..AND BENJI??? HE HAS LOST HIS SOUL TO A CRACK HEAD...BENJI WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU??? YOUR HER MAID...PR MAN???...YOUR SUCH A LOSER...I WILL TELL YOUR WHAT OTHERS ARE TOO AFRAID TO TELL YOU BENJI AND THAT IS THE TRUTH...YOU ARE LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE OF YOUR MEDIA WHORE RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS WOMAN..THE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU ....CLOWN..
Posted at 8:24PM on Sep 6th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement
8. Oh my dear Paris...you wear, what...a size 11 shoe...!!! Yikes...my goodness, not very lady-like you amazon airhead! But seriously, how about you actually do something newsworthy....? Come on, dating the equivalant of Nicole Ritchey's baby daddy does NOT make you interesting...it simply makes you a "copycat"...tis a shame how pathetic you truly have become Paris, I'm sure your mother is so very proud!
Posted at 8:36PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Diana
9. Paris is completely uninteresting and boring. You almost have to feel sorry for that poor dope that is banging her.
Posted at 8:46PM on Sep 6th 2008 by FlBiker
10. Paris haters walk on four legs and bark at the moon.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 9:12PM on Sep 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
11. show you how low P.H. had gotten...re:#9 (FIbiker) and lots of other people are feeling sorry for B.M. bangin her !!! for a woman...that's bottom-feeder status...
Posted at 9:40PM on Sep 6th 2008 by northern gyspy
12. Paris, please stop making those collect calls to my house. You are making it difficult for me to pay my phone bill.
Thanks!
Posted at 10:33PM on Sep 6th 2008 by you get an A
13. Since Paris has done her very best to walk a straight path, who are you people to be so hateful and cruel.. As far as Benji is concerned, looks like he is far more of a man than the paps are.. He's taking very good care and protecting her.. Amazing, she seems to have a purpose in her life, and the perfect souls out there who make no mistakes and seem to think they can jucge her now.. Seems, like the TMZ staff is up to the same old crap....... Twin Brother seems to have a pretty settled life with Nicole..... You might turn your spew of hate to the reality, both of the Madden Brothers seem to have it ftogether. Maybe a little praise is due for both of them..
Posted at 10:17PM on Sep 6th 2008 by GrandmaToo
14. iliveinyourbasement, THANK YOU!!! Very well put.
oh yeah, go socks
Posted at 11:03PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Baseball Skunkie
15. bobbyozone and his tired, retarded, one note gorilla brother are one and the same,
and neither" having a shred of credibilty
Posted at 11:29PM on Sep 6th 2008 by time to give it up, "fellas", no one's buying...
