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Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch

9/6/2008 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Benji Madden pulled double shift yesterday -- getting to act as both Paris Hilton's boytoy and her own personal paparazzi-wrangler.

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Triple Play    

Please stop putting this Ho Bag and her Jerk Boy Friend up on your site. she hasn't been on for a while and no one missed her. Just let her fade away and all wil be well in the universe

2203 days ago
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FlBiker    

Sadly our "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a drunken cocaine addled sperm gargling gutter slut. Who knew Nicky the functional retard would be the "smart" one.
Sincerely

Rick Hilton

2203 days ago
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whatthefrig    

Paris honey, no one cares about you anymore...you need to go back to jail for about a year, we might see some changes for the good then.

2203 days ago
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Tazandra    

I think that's sweet and sexy, a guy who takes charge like that. It's nice to be taken care of and protected. These paps didn't seem so bad, a bit rude but that's about it.

2203 days ago
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bobbyozone    

that woman is so hot.
she's pretty, smart, ambitious, has goals, can tolerate fools with grace, and i'm sure is a nice person also.
benji seems like a nice guy too.

2203 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

2203 days ago
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iliveinyourbasement    

PARIS HAS DONE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO OUR SOCIETY EXCEPT BRING MORE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR TO THE MEDIA...SHE ONLY WANTS YOU TO BUY HER CRAPPY SHOES AND NASTY FAKE HAIR...PARIS...YOU NEED TO SEE YOURSELF AS OTHERS SEE YOU...YOU LOOK INSANE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE MEDIA REALLY LOSES INTREST?...WE ARE TIRED OF YOU PUSHING YOUR WAY CONSTANTLY...AND IT IS GETTING PATHETIC...NEXT WILL COME A POOR BABY WHO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE YOUR CHILD JUST SO YOU CAN GET THE ATTENTION YOU CRAVE..AND BENJI??? HE HAS LOST HIS SOUL TO A CRACK HEAD...BENJI WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU??? YOUR HER MAID...PR MAN???...YOUR SUCH A LOSER...I WILL TELL YOUR WHAT OTHERS ARE TOO AFRAID TO TELL YOU BENJI AND THAT IS THE TRUTH...YOU ARE LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE OF YOUR MEDIA WHORE RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS WOMAN..THE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU ....CLOWN..

2203 days ago
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Diana    

Oh my dear Paris...you wear, what...a size 11 shoe...!!! Yikes...my goodness, not very lady-like you amazon airhead! But seriously, how about you actually do something newsworthy....? Come on, dating the equivalant of Nicole Ritchey's baby daddy does NOT make you interesting...it simply makes you a "copycat"...tis a shame how pathetic you truly have become Paris, I'm sure your mother is so very proud!

2203 days ago
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FlBiker    

Paris is completely uninteresting and boring. You almost have to feel sorry for that poor dope that is banging her.

2203 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Paris haters walk on four legs and bark at the moon.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

2203 days ago
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northern gypsy    

show you how low P.H. had gotten...re:#9 (FIbiker) and lots of other people are feeling sorry for B.M. bangin her !!! for a woman...that's bottom-feeder status...

2203 days ago
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frogs and gravel    

Paris, please stop making those collect calls to my house. You are making it difficult for me to pay my phone bill.
Thanks!

2203 days ago
13.

GrandmaToo    

Since Paris has done her very best to walk a straight path, who are you people to be so hateful and cruel.. As far as Benji is concerned, looks like he is far more of a man than the paps are.. He's taking very good care and protecting her.. Amazing, she seems to have a purpose in her life, and the perfect souls out there who make no mistakes and seem to think they can jucge her now.. Seems, like the TMZ staff is up to the same old crap....... Twin Brother seems to have a pretty settled life with Nicole..... You might turn your spew of hate to the reality, both of the Madden Brothers seem to have it ftogether. Maybe a little praise is due for both of them..

2203 days ago
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martinistopswithus    

iliveinyourbasement, THANK YOU!!! Very well put.

oh yeah, go socks

2203 days ago
15.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

bobbyozone and his tired, retarded, one note gorilla brother are one and the same,
and neither" having a shred of credibilty

2203 days ago
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