I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was ... robbed by some girl I picked up at a hotel bar.
Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, an attorney and delegate to the RNC, told police he had around $60,000 worth of stuff pilfered from his hotel room during the convention. He says he met the girl in the hotel bar and took her to his room. She made him a drink and wouldn't you know it -- that's the last thing he remembers.
According to KMSP in Minneapolis, she got away with a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000 -- all proving Republicans have way too much money. By the way, what's the deal with the earrings?