Terrorists Have No Clue the Beatles were the Bomb

Paul McCartney can breathe a little easier when he rolls through Israel next week. Turns out the only beatles terrorists seem to know are the six-legged kind.

After several reports claimed Macca will be targeted if he performs in the Holy Land, Aaron Klein -- WorldNetDaily's Jerusalem bureau chief -- claims he called the senior leaders from every major Palestinian terror organization and none of them had even heard of Paul or the Beatles.

Klein says the original threat came from an attention-grubbing famewhore terrorist. Think Spencer Pratt with a basement full of dynamite.

Our question: How the hell does that guy have all the world's terrorists on speed dial?


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1. *breathe

Posted at 3:41PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Amanda

2. Paul Don't dig no Pakistanis.

And Why would dirt know who God is?

Posted at 3:42PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Gorge

3. TMZ, you really suck. Lame. Every major Palestinian terrorist organization? How many do you think there are?

Posted at 3:42PM on Sep 16th 2008 by TMZ sucks

4.

The Israelis don't have terrorists on speed dial. What they do is snag a few of their operatives and beat the crap out of them to find out what they want to know. Then they send them back with a simple message: "If you do that, we will kill you without mercy or pity. If you do that and harm, maim or kill any of our people, we will kill you without mercy or pity, glue the pieces back together and kill your ass again. After that, we start the real party."



Posted at 3:53PM on Sep 16th 2008 by OCD

5. Whats the deal- no real celeb pix to show- Is that dowdy, cow Katie Holmes not appearing daily outside of her NY Hotel? Is Crazy Britney off the radar? Is Carrottop still asleep? HaHa this site is fading away- like Harveys hair?

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 16th 2008 by TMZ is gettin Boring

6. So Sir Paul, how do you like those fundamental Muslims now, you Pacifist p*ussy

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Debauchee

7. Who are The Beatles? I squashed a beatle this summer. I hear one was shot 28 years ago.

Posted at 4:47PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Prince VonAHole FanClub

8. Lol @ "Spencer Pratt with a basement full of dynamite."

Posted at 4:55PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Destiny

9. "After several reports claimed Macca will be targeted if he performs in the Holy Land, Aaron Klein -- WorldNetDaily's Jerusalem bureau chief -- claims he called the senior leaders from every major Palestinian terror organization and none of them had even heard of Paul or the Beatles."

If this guy has terrorists senior leaders on speed dial-then why can't we go kick their asses now? It's sad that when Paul McCartney comes to town-they can be called up in just a few minutes-but we can't get them to care about peace talks? That is so sad!

Posted at 5:35PM on Sep 16th 2008 by just you shut yo mouth

10. The Palestinians are a collection of puss's

Posted at 6:33PM on Sep 16th 2008 by MaccaBacca

11. 10. The Palestinians are a collection of puss's

Posted at 6:33PM on Sep 16th 2008 by MaccaBacca

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And the Israelis are a collection of d!cks.

Posted at 7:30PM on Sep 16th 2008 by Shalom

12. unfortunately it might not be the MAJOR terrorist group that he has to worry about...... it will be the MINOR one
I admire paul for pushing forward.

Posted at 7:30PM on Sep 16th 2008 by tronnoc

13. YEAH, THEY CALLED EVER PALESTINAIN TERROIST ORGANIZATION AND NONE OF THEM HEARD OF THE BEATLES??

YOU KNOW I HAD A COW THAT COULD "JUMP OVER THE MOON." AND A PIG THAT COULD FLY..

SURE!! LET'S JUST PRAY THAT OLD PAULY GETS HOME SAFELY...HOPE IS EX FROM HELL, HEATHER MILLS ISN'T ON HIS LIFE INSURANCE POLICY...

Posted at 7:34PM on Sep 16th 2008 by sweet baby

14. TMZ YOU REALLY CRACK ME UP WITH YOUR HEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS

Posted at 7:43PM on Sep 16th 2008 by realistix

15. TMZ SUCKS!!!

Posted at 8:32PM on Sep 16th 2008 by TMZ SUCKS!

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