Terrorists Have No Clue the Beatles were the Bomb

9/16/2008 3:27 PM PDT
Paul McCartney can breathe a little easier when he rolls through Israel next week. Turns out the only beatles terrorists seem to know are the six-legged kind.

After several reports claimed Macca will be targeted if he performs in the Holy Land, Aaron Klein -- WorldNetDaily's Jerusalem bureau chief -- claims he called the senior leaders from every major Palestinian terror organization and none of them had even heard of Paul or the Beatles.

Klein says the original threat came from an attention-grubbing famewhore terrorist. Think Spencer Pratt with a basement full of dynamite.

Our question: How the hell does that guy have all the world's terrorists on speed dial?