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Paul McCartney can breathe a little easier when he rolls through Israel next week. Turns out the only beatles terrorists seem to know are the six-legged kind.
After several reports claimed Macca will be targeted if he performs in the Holy Land, Aaron Klein -- WorldNetDaily's Jerusalem bureau chief -- claims he called the senior leaders from every major Palestinian terror organization and none of them had even heard of Paul or the Beatles.
Klein says the original threat came from an attention-grubbing famewhore terrorist. Think Spencer Pratt with a basement full of dynamite.
Our question: How the hell does that guy have all the world's terrorists on speed dial?
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TMZ, you really suck. Lame. Every major Palestinian terrorist organization? How many do you think there are?
The Israelis don't have terrorists on speed dial. What they do is snag a few of their operatives and beat the crap out of them to find out what they want to know. Then they send them back with a simple message: "If you do that, we will kill you without mercy or pity. If you do that and harm, maim or kill any of our people, we will kill you without mercy or pity, glue the pieces back together and kill your ass again. After that, we start the real party."
So Sir Paul, how do you like those fundamental Muslims now, you Pacifist p*ussy
Whats the deal- no real celeb pix to show- Is that dowdy, cow Katie Holmes not appearing daily outside of her NY Hotel? Is Crazy Britney off the radar? Is Carrottop still asleep? HaHa this site is fading away- like Harveys hair?
Who are The Beatles? I squashed a beatle this summer. I hear one was shot 28 years ago.
"After several reports claimed Macca will be targeted if he performs in the Holy Land, Aaron Klein -- WorldNetDaily's Jerusalem bureau chief -- claims he called the senior leaders from every major Palestinian terror organization and none of them had even heard of Paul or the Beatles."
If this guy has terrorists senior leaders on speed dial-then why can't we go kick their asses now? It's sad that when Paul McCartney comes to town-they can be called up in just a few minutes-but we can't get them to care about peace talks? That is so sad!
10. The Palestinians are a collection of puss's
Posted at 6:33PM on Sep 16th 2008 by MaccaBacca
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And the Israelis are a collection of d!cks.
unfortunately it might not be the MAJOR terrorist group that he has to worry about...... it will be the MINOR one
I admire paul for pushing forward.
YEAH, THEY CALLED EVER PALESTINAIN TERROIST ORGANIZATION AND NONE OF THEM HEARD OF THE BEATLES??
YOU KNOW I HAD A COW THAT COULD "JUMP OVER THE MOON." AND A PIG THAT COULD FLY..
SURE!! LET'S JUST PRAY THAT OLD PAULY GETS HOME SAFELY...HOPE IS EX FROM HELL, HEATHER MILLS ISN'T ON HIS LIFE INSURANCE POLICY...
TMZ YOU REALLY CRACK ME UP WITH YOUR HEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS
"Turns out the only beatles terrorists seem to know are the six-legged kind."
The four-legged kind is spelled "beetle".
D-uh.
