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You ever been driving and suddenly a bird dookies on your car and it makes that splatter with all the different colors. And you sit there and you think "Oh sh*t. What the hell did this bird eat" Well the jacket proves it.
Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…