Aubrey to Defenseless Pooch: Dye, Puppy, Dye!

9/25/2008 4:30 PM PDT
Throw that bitch in a kennel -- and we don't mean the dog.

Not only does the poor pooch have to deal with one of the most annoying owners on the planet -- Aubrey O'Day also has the stones to dye the thing's hair pink and blue.