Jessica Searches for Last Train to Nashville

10/2/2008 10:00 AM PDT
Jessica Simpson should have known better: Madeo is a notoriously old-fart star hangout that attracts pappers by the busload. So what did she expect -- she's 30 years younger and a lot hotter than your average celeb bear.

You can hear someone scream out from Jessica's direction "F**k off." Jess' parting words were, "Take me to Nashville." Jessica, no offense. We heard your single. That would be a bad move.