Your Dad Can Beat Up Lindsay Lohan's Dad

Michael LohanIt's not who wants to fight Michael Lohan -- it's who doesn't want to fight Michael Lohan.

Well, now's your chance. Seems Papa Lohan is stepping into the ring for charity and the winning bidder gets to act out Lindsay Lohan's greatest fantasy.

Bids start at $5,000 and the fight is scheduled to go down on November 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville.

Might be a good opportunity for a disgraced MMA fighter to rebuild their career ... right Kimbo?

Reader Comments

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1. Someone wants to sponswer me Ill kick his ass.

Posted at 10:13AM on Oct 6th 2008 by joseph mcintire

2. How pitiful.

Posted at 11:15AM on Oct 6th 2008 by wwaaww

3. Lindsay and her family should pay for an undercover amature boxer to beat his ass for all the things he has done to them. now that would be worthwhile to watch on tv:) haha!

Posted at 11:08AM on Oct 6th 2008 by mollymouse

4. Schmuck

Posted at 11:12AM on Oct 6th 2008 by Chaz

5. I totally agree with #2 - the family should bid big and have someone whoop his ass.
Tha would be hilarious!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Oct 6th 2008 by OMG

6. I'd like to see Danny Bonaduce knock the crap outta Michael Lohan. Bust out all his teeth or break his jaw, maybe that'll shut him up for awhile.

Posted at 11:44AM on Oct 6th 2008 by Lori

7.

This man evidently needs medication and a muzzle. And not particularly in that order, either.

Posted at 11:57AM on Oct 6th 2008 by OCD

8. I'd love to see Mike Tyson bid on that...

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 6th 2008 by Adrienne

9. This guy is a jerk, he mocks his own daughter and trashes her partner, has had restraining orders, and of all things he does or has done a ministry television program. What kind of discipleship do
you have if you talk smack of your family?

Posted at 1:21PM on Oct 6th 2008 by BOEING 787

10. man kimbo sucked friday night. proves he can get his ass beat anyone, anywhere, anytime

Posted at 1:58PM on Oct 6th 2008 by Switch

11. *by

Posted at 2:00PM on Oct 6th 2008 by Switch

12. He's a nobody, smuck, loser, never was never will be etc

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 6th 2008 by ANdy

13. Well, Lindsey, I really do feel sorry for you. You're dad and mom are behaving very strangely for parents. I think you should move to France or Italy. Get outta town. That way the paps can't get hold of you when this all comes down. You're not responsible for your parents or sibs. Just yourself. Stay healthy & out of trouble.

Posted at 12:53AM on Oct 7th 2008 by Janet