It's not who wants to fight Michael Lohan -- it's who doesn't want to fight Michael Lohan.
Well, now's your chance. Seems Papa Lohan is stepping into the ring for charity and the winning bidder gets to act out Lindsay Lohan's greatest fantasy.
Bids start at $5,000 and the fight is scheduled to go down on November 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville.
Might be a good opportunity for a disgraced MMA fighter to rebuild their career ... right Kimbo?