We may never get to see the glory that is Jessica Simpson's star vehicle "Major Movie Star."
But if you live in Russia, you were treated to a generous helping of Jess, which according to FOX News, opened to "top box office" in Putin-land. There's no release date set as yet in the US, either in cinemas or on DVD, nor for any other English-speaking country.
Of course, if you do want to see the "Private Benjamin" knock-off, you can always go to Bulgaria, where it opens Nov. 9.
Jess -- Major Movie Star ... in Russia
10/28/2008 4:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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