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Jess -- Major Movie Star ... in Russia

10/28/2008 4:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

We may never get to see the glory that is Jessica Simpson's star vehicle "Major Movie Star."

But if you live in Russia, you were treated to a generous helping of Jess, which according to FOX News, opened to "top box office" in Putin-land. There's no release date set as yet in the US, either in cinemas or on DVD, nor for any other English-speaking country.

Of course, if you do want to see the "Private Benjamin" knock-off, you can always go to Bulgaria, where it opens Nov. 9.

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StarrStruck    

She should just give up and do porn already.

2129 days ago
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artie help    

buy the porno!!

2129 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

Maybe when they do the dubbing they actually try to make her sound smart.

2129 days ago
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martha    

Danmmm when will this idiot give up? She aint no singer, no actress might as well get into porno maybe there she can score.lmfao......might be a comedy porno, cause thats all she can be give us a few laughs. I gather the counrty singing didnt turn out her way well jessica stop and smell the coffee YOUR NO GOOD AT NOTHING!!!! that bleach blonde has gotton alway thru her brain ..oh wait a minuete she dont have a brain..hahahahahahahahahaah

2129 days ago
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Yvonne    

Jeeze Louize . . I thought that picture was of Joan Rivers!!

2129 days ago
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Alex's Chica    

Yeah she does look like Joan Rivers again get married already so you can divorce faster...

2129 days ago
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deathangelx    

I can bet you a million dollars that we Bulgarian women look WAY better then her and no we r not a knock off country. BTW Bulgaria is right above Greece in case you don't know where tis at u must be an ignorant American.

2126 days ago
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L    

first of all sophies choice, if you talk the way you write your the idiot, at least you sound like one. and second, well there is no second i just wanted to tell sophies choice that your comment was so annoying to read and that you should be able to post any more comments.

2113 days ago

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