Jess -- Major Movie Star ... in Russia

10/28/2008 4:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
We may never get to see the glory that is Jessica Simpson's star vehicle "Major Movie Star."

But if you live in Russia, you were treated to a generous helping of Jess, which according to FOX News, opened to "top box office" in Putin-land. There's no release date set as yet in the US, either in cinemas or on DVD, nor for any other English-speaking country.

Of course, if you do want to see the "Private Benjamin" knock-off, you can always go to Bulgaria, where it opens Nov. 9.