Ivanka Trump to Part Red Sea

Ivanka TrumpIn the midst of the current economic crisis, Ivanka Trump has announced her plans to convert all of her shares in Christianity to an older proven equity -- Judaism.

Her decision coincides with her engagement to Jewish Billion-Heir businessman Jared Kushner, and...surprise, surprise....daddy Donald's plans to build a Trump Luxury Hotel in the Israeli Red Sea city of Eilat.

Rumors are already circulating that the 27 year old heiress plans to rent the country of Australia for her Bat Mitzvah.



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1. My congrats to Ivanka and Jared!! She has "made it on her own" without "Daddy;s " help.. You go, girl!!

Posted at 11:22AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Judith

2. WHO CARES!?

Posted at 11:09AM on Nov 1st 2008 by proud2bBlack

3. Her Dad is a moron.

Posted at 11:15AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Kelli

4. Of course she is converting based on the fact that her fiance is an heir to a billionaire.

It's all about money.

Posted at 11:16AM on Nov 1st 2008 by James

5. Good for her! Never hear anything bad about her.

Posted at 11:21AM on Nov 1st 2008 by libby

6. #6 Judith

Are you a retard or something..You simple fool..lol

Everything Ivanka has done, every opportunity she was given, and any money she ever made was because of her dad. She did nothing on "her own"..She works for her dad, and met this Guy because of her dad...hahaha The only thing she has done on her own is not have her Daddy hold her hand when she plays business woman..Even Trump knows if his daughter wasn't his daughter he would Eat her alive in the business world, and she wouldn't even be where she is at.

Posted at 11:34AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Lmao

7. Congratulations Ivanka and Jared......now there's a very, very rich young lady that never makes the headlines regarding anything bad about her, her love life, or anything else. She's made a good name for herself...whether or not she had her dad's help. She's graduated from an excellent school and became her own person in her own right. Good going.

Posted at 11:41AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Cathy

8. Is she getting her nose job reversed?

Posted at 11:50AM on Nov 1st 2008 by ???

9. Why should we care that she is MARRYING into wealth and luxury.... I'm sure it is a marriage based on love (NOT)...... more likely marriage based on $$$$$$$$. I mean she did the totally predictable thing... was born into the life of the rich and famous and now marrying into the life of the rich and famous. Tell me something new about this family.

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 1st 2008 by so what

10. 7. #6 Judith

Are you a retard or something..You simple fool..lol

Everything Ivanka has done, every opportunity she was given, and any money she ever made was because of her dad. She did nothing on "her own"..She works for her dad, and met this Guy because of her dad...hahaha The only thing she has done on her own is not have her Daddy hold her hand when she plays business woman..Even Trump knows if his daughter wasn't his daughter he would Eat her alive in the business world, and she wouldn't even be where she is at.

Posted at 11:34AM on Nov 1st 2008 by Lmao

Wow - are we jealous or just a loser? Sorry your life is miserable. Why don't you try going back to school and make something of yourself instead of putting people down who did give up to go to school. So what her parents are rich. Their parents before them worked hard to provide for the future of their family. You don't wait for handouts - you go out and make it on your own. Oh, by the way I am a minority and my father worked in the fields. And I am working to make a better life for myself.

Try working instead of being jealous of people who have money. Try it one day you may out do them.

Posted at 12:09PM on Nov 1st 2008 by Sounds like your jealous

11. # 11 Sound Like your jealous

Your another simple fool

Im not "Jealous" of Ivanka. I dont have ANY problem with her. I think she is pretty.

I just thought that comment was stupid...lol

The reason I thought it was stupid is because I am successful , and find it funny that someone would make such a ridiculous statement, because Anyone who becomes successful with anything knows the struggles to reach the top of your industry.. Ivanka..ummm not so much..hehe

Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 1st 2008 by Lmao

12. opps...i meant you're

Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 1st 2008 by Lmao

13. Oy vey! Say it ain't so Ivanka!

Posted at 12:30PM on Nov 1st 2008 by sandprincess

14. IVANTOFCKALOT is nothing but a pretenious little c*u*n*t>>>>>>>>

Posted at 12:45PM on Nov 1st 2008 by justanotherfknday

15. You guys are retards! austrailia is a continent, not a country!! seriously? I learned that in 1st grade

Posted at 1:33PM on Nov 1st 2008 by Michael

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