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Palin to Dina:

I'm the Real White Oprah

11/9/2008 6:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sarah PalinThere are now two things from Alaska that are worth their weight in gold -- oil and Sarah Palin.

A slew of agencies -- including CAA, ICM and William Morris -- are looking to bank on Sexy Sarah's magnetic appeal to her conservative fan base, according to the NYPost. Ideas are floating around for Palin's own talk shows, political commentary on major news networks and even a multi-million dollar book deal.

Wonder who's gonna write it.

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46.

bite me    

Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Get help quick!

It has already started, the reverse rasicm is true it is happening at a hgih school in Memphis that my children go to, as for speaking against "O", that as well has already started as well, even before the election happened, booting reporters whose papers backed McCain off of his plane saying there was no room, yet there was room for a fashion magazine, and after Biden's infamous interview with a Florida TV station the banning of interviews there because the questions were to "harsh". Also this country has not seen a division like this since the civil war...you are the one who is in seriously in need of some help, because you are not looking beyond yourself to see it.
The new lib slogan should be me, me, me. Keep sticking your head in the sand as you did during the campaign, not looking for the truth and taking an unexperienced empty suit, whose is articulate and gives a good speech with a teleprompter, without a telepromter, it is all uhh, ummm, uhh, ummmm.
I am bewildered, what are some of Obama's accomplishments thats made you feel he is qualified to become president?

2084 days ago
47.

PR    

I cannot believe you have just asked who will write the book. Would say this about a male? Her father is a school teacher. It is an insult to her parent. She is the governor of Alaska and she has a college degree.

This statement and others are wake up call to girls. Sarah Palin recently gave a warning to girls. If these girls got engage in bashing Palin they will soon face worse.

2084 days ago
48.

Wes    

Palin’s fierce ambitions and delusions of competence will undoubtedly bring her back into the political fray before long. I am astonished at media pundits on “Faux News” that asked why the “anonymous” campaign aides who leaked the ominous news about Sarah Palin waited until after the election. Unlike Salter and Schmidt, these campaign aides and staffers didn’t meet her until just before the RNC Convention. What were they supposed to do -- march out on stage with protest signs? Tackle her by the ankles before she reached the podium? They tried to make the best of a disastrous situation, and failed, predictably. It was a no-win situation. For those who still have doubts as to the veracity of these insider comments: I would suggest, for starters, that they listen to the entire conversation Palin had with the prank caller from Montreal pretending to be President Sarkozy. Then follow that up with her interviews with Couric and Gibson. Absolutely terrifying.

2084 days ago
49.

Wes    

Sarah Palin is the Paris Hilton of politics. Talk about "dummy down" politics. There are so many other more qualified and intelligent women in politics to pick from. Why, on earth, did McCain pick this phony...it is beyond belief.

2084 days ago
50.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

46. I cannot believe you have just asked who will write the book. Would say this about a male? Her father is a school teacher. It is an insult to her parent. She is the governor of Alaska and she has a college degree.

This statement and others are wake up call to girls. Sarah Palin recently gave a warning to girls. If these girls got engage in bashing Palin they will soon face worse.

Posted at 1:36PM on Nov 9th 2008 by PR
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People make the same kind of comments about George W. Bush's abilities to think, reason, read, and write, and unless you think that GWB is a female, those statements were not demeaning towards women.

We're just talking about someone being dumped on because of their perceived lack of intelligence. It isn't nice, and it might not be fair, but given that men like Bush and Dan Quayle received the same kinds of insults, it isn't sexist, either.

2084 days ago
51.

tiger313    

uh what is it about republican women that they have to look like this? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE FEMALE IMPERSONATORS. HELMET HAIR, SPACKLED ON MAKE-UP, UGLY POWER SUITS, ANGRY ANGRY MOUTH, ALL DOWN TURNED. THINK LEONA HELMSLEY, ELIZABETH DOLE, CINDY MCCAN'T, MICHELE MALKIN, PALIN, BACHMAN, MANN COULTER WHO IS ACTUALLY A TRANNY, CHECK OUT "HER" ADAMS APPLE SOMETIME. IT'S LIKE THEY ALL WENT TO SOME KIND OF UGLY ANGRY SCHOOL. OH WELL, THEY GOT 8 YEARS TO GET A MAKEOVER. AND THE ALASKA CONSTITUTION STATES SHE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER JOB WHILE GOVERNOR SO IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE THE REICH WING PIMPS HER OUT AGAIN. I SAY BRING IT ON. THE PARTY OF PUBE-ICANS IS DEAD. THE WHITE ANGRY MALE/FEMALE IMPERSONATORS ARE POLITICAL DINOSAURS.

2084 days ago
52.

Truth is stranger than fiction    

For heaven's sake. As a real woman with a degree and a high-paying job, I don't have to put on my lipstick and high heels to see where Sarah Palin is coming from. She is an insult to those of us who not only take care of ourselves and our families, but who have an intellect and a genuine interest and curiosity about the world around us.

2084 days ago
53.

Matt    

For God's sake Tumbleweed and Britney, you two ladies must have serious issues. What happened? Too many guys toss you aside? I know you wish I was all alone but it's not the case....again, I have my needs. In the end, I'll get that pretty girl that can cook, but you girls will still be useless if you carry on like this. I do hope you two are attractive.....if not, YIKES!!! Just reading your responses shrank my pecker. Men do not like pecker-shrinkers, so you need to change pronto. PRONTO!!!

Seriously, you're very bitter girls and there is simply no reason to continue on that way. Ladies should always be happy and cheerful. Stay in shape, dress pretty, learn to cook, and keep your hair shiny and skin soft. You'll be able to find and keep a man who will make you very happy. Now wouldn't that be nice? You bet it would!!! You can thank me for my fantastic advice later. Right now it's time to SPARKLE!!!

2084 days ago
54.

Truth is stranger than fiction    

To Wes - #48

Lol. Could not have said it better myself. Palin only appeals to the ultra-right wing fundamentalists who elevate image above ability. Look at all of the junk talk shows and reality shows on television. Do you see Hillary hosting one? That’s the difference between a sophisticated pro, and the bargain basement variety of Sarah Palin. But the double-digit IQ people will flock around her; it’s why this country is heading down the tubes because of its sinking standards.

2084 days ago
55.

Truth is stranger than fiction    

By the way, Matt...are you for real???

2084 days ago
56.

bite me    

Tumbleweed and Britney,
Girls, I cannot take credit for my son's views, he was dropped on his head many times as a baby, as for pecker shrinking, you can't shrink what isnt there. Matt, I tried to raise you with values and when you told me you wanted a "pretty girl" to marry I told you that might be an obsticle for you and cleasil,listerine and rogaine might help your problem. I guess maybe I should kick him out of my house and he will have to learn to cook, clean and do his laundy by himself. I have tried to instill in him that beauty is also on the inside.
Note to Matt: keep a fire extimguisher close son, and the allowance checks will stop immediately. It is also past your nap time, sweetums, shut the computer down and go lie down, and I took your lotion away so don't look for it.

2084 days ago
57.

Matt    

Incidently King Kong, I voted for McCain/Palin, so bite me!!! I hate taxes and it makes me sick in my stomach when candidates of either party say they will fight for me. I don't need a nanny-state, nor do I need idiots to fight for me. I have no problem with women in power. I just mentioned if I do wind up with a stay-at-home wife, I would love one that can cook well. People are jumping all over my a$$ like I'm some sort of pervert telling me to get a hooker or buy a sex robot, so I'm just having some fun now. In fact, everyone can bite me.

2084 days ago
58.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

53. For God's sake Tumbleweed and Britney, you two ladies must have serious issues. What happened? Too many guys toss you aside? I know you wish I was all alone but it's not the case....again, I have my needs. In the end, I'll get that pretty girl that can cook, but you girls will still be useless if you carry on like this. I do hope you two are attractive.....if not, YIKES!!! Just reading your responses shrank my pecker. Men do not like pecker-shrinkers, so you need to change pronto. PRONTO!!!

Seriously, you're very bitter girls and there is simply no reason to continue on that way. Ladies should always be happy and cheerful. Stay in shape, dress pretty, learn to cook, and keep your hair shiny and skin soft. You'll be able to find and keep a man who will make you very happy. Now wouldn't that be nice? You bet it would!!! You can thank me for my fantastic advice later. Right now it's time to SPARKLE!!!

Posted at 2:01PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt
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But what about me, Matt? I'm not a woman, and you ignored what I wrote.

I'm interested in knowing more about the events you described, where some women trashed your car, ruined your clothes, etc. And these are clearly not isolated incidents for you, because you have mentioned two or three cases.

I also have dated a number of women in their 20's, and none of them have ever behaved in this way. I know other guys who also date a lot, and few have had to deal with such extreme behavior.

This leads me to wonder what it is about _you_ that motivated these women to go ballistic on you. While I don't condone such behavior, something must have provoked them, and given your attitude towards women, I'm sure it had something to do with your own sweet, sparkling self.

Back to Sarah Palin. I still stand by my statement that even she doesn't embody the stereotyical woman that you desire. She's strong, ambitious, and has a no-nonsense character, and she has no patience for immaturity.

2084 days ago
59.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

56. Incidently King Kong, I voted for McCain/Palin, so bite me!!! I hate taxes and it makes me sick in my stomach when candidates of either party say they will fight for me. I don't need a nanny-state, nor do I need idiots to fight for me. I have no problem with women in power. I just mentioned if I do wind up with a stay-at-home wife, I would love one that can cook well. People are jumping all over my a$$ like I'm some sort of pervert telling me to get a hooker or buy a sex robot, so I'm just having some fun now. In fact, everyone can bite me.

Posted at 2:19PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt
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Ah, our messages crossed.

I'm sure that there are lots of women here who have read this current "sparkling" response of yours and who now are charmed by you, and who would love to be your submissive, sexy, stay-at-home wife who would never trash your car or destroy your clothes. Congratulations!

2084 days ago
60.

Amy    

I love Sarah Palin. I can't wait to buy her book.

2084 days ago
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