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Jesse Camp Strips Himself of Pants, Dignity

It's possibly the most pathetic footage of the year -- former MTV VJ Jesse Camp transforms from simple "has-been" to "pathetic, shameless, genital-flashing has-been" all in the blink of an eye.


Long story short (pun intended), Jesse was so desperate for attention outside of a TRL finale party in NY this weekend, that he dropped his pants and whipped out his member in front of several unsuspecting women ... who couldn't help but wince in disgust. But it didn't stop there...

Moments later, Jesse did it again ... only this time he got his pants back on mere seconds before Kid Rock walked out.

And just when you thought it couldn't get more pathetic, one of the chicks who saw Lil' Jesse felt the need to tell Camp that his unit was less of a schlong and more of a schlort.

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1. Schlong....Schlort? Did Harvey boy write this post?

Posted at 5:47PM on Nov 17th 2008 by it\\\'s me

2. FIRST!

Posted at 5:49PM on Nov 17th 2008 by RealDealFeel

3. was it me or did he for a couple 8 balls while the cameras rolling? haahahahaha

Posted at 5:49PM on Nov 17th 2008 by ?

4. Wow! I can't believe you totally forgot to mention the fact that he was trying to buy drugs!!! That was way better than not seeing his small member!!!

Posted at 5:53PM on Nov 17th 2008 by Ashley

5. Did you hear at the beginning when he asked his friend Brian for 2 eight balls. What a coke head!!

Posted at 5:53PM on Nov 17th 2008 by the pep

6. say NO to drugs kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:58PM on Nov 17th 2008 by ?

7. I love how you didn't even mention the 8-balls trying to be purchased... hahaha

Posted at 6:08PM on Nov 17th 2008 by crackiswack

8. TMZ viewers are better with details than Harvey's team. For Christ's sake he asked for two 8 balls and he'll even give his two kidneys for them.


Posted at 6:09PM on Nov 17th 2008 by ladee da

9. thats what a "has been" does, jokes about buying 8-balls to look cool, and then drops his pants to keep your attention because he knows you will leave as soon as somebody else walks out

Posted at 6:16PM on Nov 17th 2008 by The Hulkster

10. atleast where i live in orange county, ca, two 8 balls in $300 worth of coke

Posted at 7:18PM on Nov 17th 2008 by lindsa

11.
Russell Simmons gets PERSECUTED for a nip-peek... this guy... NOTHING!

WOW!!
Biased Much?!

Posted at 7:18PM on Nov 17th 2008 by my2.5cent

12. What an utterly useless person.

Posted at 7:51PM on Nov 17th 2008 by Whatever

13. He is so kewl! But unfortunately, he's not cool enough to drop his pants and squat in front of Spago's and let a shart go. At least I think so.

Posted at 8:19PM on Nov 17th 2008 by Petey Gee

14. TMZ is Schlort on material

Posted at 9:06PM on Nov 17th 2008 by daedia

15. I heard that this guy died a few months ago. Weird. I guess that's how rumors get started.

Posted at 9:19PM on Nov 17th 2008 by jennypoo

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