I'm a Pepper, You're a Schmuck

In these hard economic times, we will all benefit from a doctor's misdiagnosis of Guns N' Roses.

The honchos at Dr. Pepper made a promise back in March that everyone would get free soda if G'N'R released another album.

It seemed like a good bet, after Axl Rose made false promises for 17 years.

But the day has come, so everyone can now log onto DrPepper.com and get a free 20 oz soda. But they're not making it easy -- they'll send you a coupon that will get to you in 4 to 6 weeks. Bastards.



Tags: dr pepper, DrPepper, guns and roses, GunsAndRoses

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1. Wow...4-6 weeks for a .99 cent soda? I wonder how many people will actually bother....that's probably what they are counting on.

Posted at 11:17AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Hee Haw

2. Is site hte working for anyone else?

Posted at 11:09AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Resiak

3. Carbonated prune juice.

Posted at 1:45PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Les Smith

4. The site usually gives me grief.

On topic.... Dr. Pecker is more like it!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by ummmmm

5. the site doesn't work. bastards X 2.

Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by thisisi

6. yes, it looks like those losers as dr pepper are full of sh*t. just like everybody else. saying anything to make a buck and having no integrity. put up or shut up. i hope this breaks dr. pepper.

Posted at 11:41AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by soham

7. What a scam....i got logged in this morning and when i entered my yahoo email address it told me i had all ready registered for a coupon......either someone is racking up using yahoo email accounts or its one big SCAM!!!

Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by kraleigh

8. no, DP site won't load...

Posted at 12:43PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by jschock

9. Teh site has been down for over two hours for me. I keep reloading it, but no success. Dr. Pooper.

Posted at 12:10PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Greaaaaaat

10. the site was working early this morning from about 1201 til 9 its been down since then
in related news the Guns N Roses album sucks. I just downloaded the whole album on limewire.

Posted at 12:19PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by rick

11. FYI - the offer was only good for 24 hrs on 11-21-08 and if you got the coupon request in on time, then you have until Feb 28th to cash in. They suck

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Lulu

12. I am not shocked their new album sucks. Thanks for the warning rick! You just saved me some money! : )

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Yucko

13. Only a douche would complain about getting something for free.

Posted at 12:45PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by jimi

14. Dr. Pepper has a phony message that says "loading" when you go to the site, another company that makes promises that it won't keep!

Posted at 9:09AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Mark

15. no, album does NOT suck, amazingly...

Posted at 12:46PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by jschock

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