Miley's B-day -- Spit for Tat

1. They better put that little slam-pig on birth control before she starts popping out her Daddy's puppys.

Posted at 8:25AM on Nov 24th 2008 by FlBiker

2. HAHAHA im totally eating oatmeal right now. Miley Cyrus is destined to be a trainwreck...ugh.

Posted at 8:32AM on Nov 24th 2008 by littelbug

3. Backwoods rednecks finest!!!!

Posted at 8:48AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Dallas

4. I can appreciate her career and what Disney uses her for. That's understandable. But when I saw this girl on Ellen acting like a damn fool, I really lost any respect for her. She liked her "boyfriend" because he's "Christian" and that's important to her, but I don't see anything "Christian" or even self-respecting about either one of them. If I went to church at her age in jeans, tank-top, and flip flops when I was a kid, my mother would have chased my a$$ back upstairs to change into something more decent. Her childish behavior is so disgusting, you think Disney would have taught her some manners.

Posted at 9:22AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Tamaraja

5. There should be a poll on how long it will be before we hear Miley is knocked up with a 20 year old's baby. I give it less than 6 months.

Posted at 9:24AM on Nov 24th 2008 by SugarCookie

6. Posted at 8:48AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Dallas

dont compare them folks to us herr. i dont let no otha mann touch my lil girl. dat der is mine! im disapointed with dat der cyrus. he usta have that girl unda control. now she out der filanderin outside da family.

Posted at 9:36AM on Nov 24th 2008 by backwoods redneck bubba

7. I can't beleive you peudo hip jerks have nothing better to do than bash the very successful, very admired and very rich Miley Cyrus. TMZ is ultra moronic in their never ending quest to print an unflattering picture or twist a story into a jab. Whart is wrong with you people. Give it up. Oh and I love to see people from Dallas refer to rednecks.

Posted at 9:46AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Chuck

8. Gag me with a spoon

Posted at 9:55AM on Nov 24th 2008 by VioletteUK

9. Her face in that picture says what I am thinking - she looks like she wants to vomit and so do I. There is something wrong with this situation.

Posted at 11:35AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Really?

10. I do believe she will be the next jamie lynn. You cant tell me that her BOY friend is not thinking of getting into her pants. Her did is so freaking stupid if he thinks she hasnt gone farther than kissing. You can say they are christians but that does not mean jack when it comes to sex. all people have it.

Posted at 11:35AM on Nov 24th 2008 by joe

11. her parents are crazy,15 and allowed to date a 20yr old.she is not the kind of role model i want for my daughter.thanks god i didnt spend all that money for a concert ticket.and as far as her being a christian,if i rember correctly,didnt britney say the same thing??????

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 24th 2008 by theresa

12. All you haters need to get a life of your own!!!

Posted at 1:14PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Jenn

13. You guys need to leave miley alone. Where were all of you when Hilary Duff(17) was doing her 25 year old boyfriend.

Posted at 3:27PM on Nov 24th 2008 by rick

14. i don't get it .. he can get in trouble with the police even for kissing her since she's a minor .. and he's almost legal to buy alcohol .. someone should tell her parents that if she gets pregnant the state can press charges even without the parents asking them too .. thats what happened to my friend when she was 16 and her BF was 21 .. so she better be careful!!

Posted at 5:03PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Kayan Phoenix

15. 5. I can appreciate her career and what Disney uses her for. That's understandable. But when I saw this girl on Ellen acting like a damn fool, I really lost any respect for her. She liked her "boyfriend" because he's "Christian" and that's important to her, but I don't see anything "Christian" or even self-respecting about either one of them. If I went to church at her age in jeans, tank-top, and flip flops when I was a kid, my mother would have chased my a$$ back upstairs to change into something more decent. Her childish behavior is so disgusting, you think Disney would have taught her some manners.

Posted at 9:22AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Tamaraja
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I agree. She's another one of these phony Christians who gives it lip service but who doesn't walk the walk.

As for why Disney didn't train her to behave better, I believe that they _did_ do that, and she's doing exactly what they trained her to do. Disney knows that if Miley behaved like a true Christian, they'd lose a lot of viewers and money-spending Miley fans. They have her acting cute and sassy and as sexy as possible without alienating the Family Values viewers, because they know that this also appeals to the less chaste, less nun-like girls in the audience, and it sexually excites the less monk-like boys. Actually, Disney knows that it secretly excites the strict Chrisitan dudes, as well.

This strategy is what Disney utilizes with all of its teen stars in order to maximize the return on their investment.

Posted at 12:36AM on Nov 26th 2008 by x