Jesse Metcalfe -- John Tucker Didn't Die

as if

I hate his eyebrows!!! I'm glad he fell down the stairs.

He's sooooooooooo hot, of course I care. I used to watch Passions just to see him, certainly not for the high quality show/ acting involved! Now if they could just bring him back to Desperate Housewives already......

Gabi could have another affair with him. Meanwhile, her blind husband regains his sight and catches them in the act, only to have to pretend as if he saw nothing for awhile... just to drag it out for my benefit! It's perfect!

lol, john tucker. poor charity, she must of had a martimmy when she found out miguel was ok. now if she could just get rid of that pesky Kay

Love this man's eyebrows. I wish I had them.

Even though this kid is a douschebag, he has a pretty promising career on Entourage.

How old is he? He looks like an eternal teenager.

He's yesterdays news. His best days were on Housewives.

Kind of reminds me of the ass-kicking Jesse Metcalfe took from Jeremy Piven at CrazyFish in Beverly Hills two years ago.

Metcalfe was hitting on Piven's girl, Piven knocked him down, then soccer kicked him in the face.

Brutal stuff. Allegedly.

Cripes, you scared me. I thought you were announcing a sequel to the worst movie ever made!

I'd be there to rescue him in a heartbeat and lick that sweeet @$$ from head to toe..

Jesse is such a handsome man. I love his beautiful face and sexy body. A lot of "haters" talk crap about his eyebrows, but I think they are really nice. He's lucky he survived the fall with minor injuries, and I'm happy he's still with us. Luv ya Jesse!!