Simon Cowell: Buxom Brunette -- redirect

ehhh

So gay.

What's up with the 80's flat top?

Everyone! Be nice! All celebrities are allowed an occasional public nudity moment from time to time where they not only display a 'der der der' look, but are also holding a pink pina colada. Apparently this is his moment. I'm not judging, I'm just sayin'...that's all.

Shave that chest down, for starters. Then, a bra:)

I think Simon could use a new hair cut. He makes enough money to afford the best and this is all he could come up with. Yikes.

leave the guy alone...he looks fine. i will say with all his money (although he is busy) he could work out a little.

Since when are Pina Coladas pink?

I dont' mean to laugh.... but, obviously he thought he was looking smoking hot....excuse me.

He looks like those creepy northerners who visit Florida every winter......so uncool and ugly.

Who cares about this douche. There are more things pressing in the news,,,,like the remains of that angel Caylee being found. Where is your post on that, TMZ? Or did I miss it?

ok- question- Was Simon ever reallllly overweight? I am telling you as one who knows, he looks like he had a breast reduction! The skin on the side under his arm looks like this. Just wondering.....could explain the manboob thang!

Hehehehe...what number 8 is too funny! He really did think he looked smokin' hot! LOL! He's just an old nasty man that thinks he still looks 25! No wonder his hottie ex-girl dumped his wrinkly, hairy ass!

At least he doesn't have on that same black t-shirt. Does he even wash that thing? It's probably so horrifically dirty it won't appear in any mirror.

Lets be real the guys 50 years old I think if you do a survey of most men that age he's held up pretty darn well.