Kelly Kapowski Says Hell to the No on 'Bell'

12/22/2008 4:15 PM PST

First Mark-Paul Gosselaar, now Tiffani-Amber Thiessen -- why do these multi-hyphenates keep killing our dream of a "Saved by the Bell" reunion?!

Yesterday at LAX, Thiessen made it pretty damn clear she's never doing another pep rally at The Max. And as far as Valerie Malone returning to the Peach Pit After Dark on the hellacious "90210" remake -- don't hold your breath.