Kanye West and TMZ -- Nothing But Lies

one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of metals within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for 'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as 'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc., Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers, as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin' word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE

What an ugly piece. Please go to your ugly mama's doctor and GO

a leppard doesn't change its spots.. once a racist always a racist! And this worthless, talentless, piece of garbage is one gigantic black spot! Least not we forget "President Bush hates black people"- the words uttered famous by this used toilet tissue! He whines at all music award shows, always makes an azz outta himself, because he is a self-absorbed, egotistical, arogant heap of wasted flesh! Can't imagine why or where he'd get that ego that barely fits through any door-way. Oh, if ya haven't noticed,.. I can't stand the guy--I really wish he'd just leave the planet, and take P.Diddy, Oprah, Jamie Foxx, Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, and Barack Obama WITH him!

This is the part where other posters call me a "racist" because that is always tossed around as a statement, rather than a question.. it's usually the easiest "dismissal" of ones opinion, and the best "attempt" to shut someone up. Overall it's just an opinion,.. MY OPINION, and I need not defend my own OPINION.