No Joke -- Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind

Dane CookTalk about keeping it in the family -- sources tell TMZ Dane Cook's brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian.

Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.

Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.

McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

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1. That's the funniest thing I've heard from Dane Cook in years!

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 30th 2008 by Hawkeye

2. How can you not notice 3 million missing out of your account? Oh nevermind.

Posted at 7:00PM on Dec 30th 2008 by charliesmom

3. sad... poor dane cook.

Posted at 7:01PM on Dec 30th 2008 by cATHY

4. WHO IN THE HELL IS DANE COOK AND WHAT AN IGNORANT FOOL!

Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 30th 2008 by NIKKI

5. Poor Dane. Obviously he trusted that his BROTHER wouldn't steal from him. Geez...you can't trust anyone.

Posted at 7:04PM on Dec 30th 2008 by HM

6. Kind of makes you feel better that Jamie Spears funds are court approved, huh?

Posted at 7:05PM on Dec 30th 2008 by Jack 54

7. What a tool!

Posted at 7:18PM on Dec 30th 2008 by haw haw

8. hmmm.... what might explain why Dane's been doing all those Tuesday night gigs at the Laugh Factory for the last few years... for the extra $$$

Posted at 7:25PM on Dec 30th 2008 by notsuchaconspiracy

9. geez! That's a bummer. I live ten minutes from woburn, Maybe I'll go down tomorrow!

Posted at 8:00PM on Dec 30th 2008 by `me

10. In High School we called him, Darryl ''MADOFF" McCaulley....

Posted at 8:16PM on Dec 30th 2008 by topwaiter

11. What I find most shocking is that Dane Cook makes millions!

Posted at 8:36PM on Dec 30th 2008 by L

12. Who the heck is Dane Cook and why did he have millions to steal?

Posted at 10:29PM on Dec 30th 2008 by here we go again

13. i honestly dont believe dane cook has millions. if he does, they SHOULD be stolen. he's a tool and he stole 2 hours of my life that i'll never get back with his jackass special. he should be in jail instead

Posted at 9:42PM on Dec 30th 2008 by bill w

14. Who can be naive and stupid enough to not be missing all that money?? I guess Dane Cook proves once again what a load he is.

Posted at 9:56PM on Dec 30th 2008 by slicklock

15. Figures---typical New England Pats fans---they steal and elect a fruit who robs the country blind like Barney Frank and then they want us all to think Pats fans are all tough and manly. Give us a rest, we see the types you people elect.

Cooks are from Arlington, Ma----Barney Frank lovers from way back. Freaking New Englanders acting all tough and give us a goof like Frank. Can any of you explain the image vs the reality? Same for Red Sox and Bruins Fans too, throw in the Celtics, all irish tough guys are something----yet you give the country FRank a guy who helped make the housing crisis. Thanks a lot Massachusetts

Posted at 11:59PM on Dec 30th 2008 by Bagwhand from Lebanon

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