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A Clothing Optional Inauguration Day Alternative

1/16/2009 11:28 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For all you Inauguration-bound travelers who can't get a room, there's a cheap alternative -- with a catch -- you have to take it all off.

Pine Tree Associates (America's Premiere Family Nudist Club, their website boasts) is about 30 miles from D.C. It has spacious indoor and outdoor pools, volleyball and tennis courts, and rental units for as low as $73 a day.

Careful bachelors -- they generally frown on single males.


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It's all okay single ain't missing much. There's nothing like seeing a bunch of average, everyday married folk wandering around in their birthday suits to squelch the libido!

2084 days ago


to those who keep saying the liberal.....I bet you if you ask these lunatics why they do this they would say G-D made us this way and G-D this and that...they would invoke G-D more times then a guilty man invokes the 5th. If you want to go naked in your home...or in a nudest camp ..enjoy...but to involve children is sick to me.this picture is very disturbing ...just the thought that these parents dont mind that some other mans tallywacker is at their childs eye level makes me sick. TMZ between your stupid post on who would you rather..jackman or a hero? and now this...stick to the things you do welll....lets put it this way...jello can NEVER be creme bruelee.....and you TMZ are jello...stick to the celebrities ONLY

2084 days ago


Geesh! Look where that little girl's face comes in line with! I wish I hadn't just eaten lunch - this makes me queasier than imagining that Lindsay and Sam together - EEUW!

2084 days ago

Another pointless story....    

Ugh you liberals are sickening.

2084 days ago


Now where would I stick my Obama button?

2084 days ago

Boo Hoo    

Do they wipe the chairs after sitting? like you would at a gym after using the equipment, or is it a fecal buffet?

2084 days ago

Boo Hoo    

Bad place to Shart! HaHa
we know what a nudist camp is, we don't need to see pictures. c'mon

2084 days ago


Posted at 11:58AM on Jan 16th 2009 by celebutaunter77
"Personally, I blame the DAMN LIBERALS!!!!!!!"

Oh STFU loser.

2084 days ago


I would type a comment on here, but I am too busy puking thinking about the kids who are been traumatized by sickos and pedophiles who run these kinds of places.. Nudity is natural, this is just a front for something that is horrific.. Think cults and compounds, secrecy and isolation.. Ick.. I need a shower now.. Call Child Protective Services ASAP!

2084 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

OMG, this is wrong on so many levels. What in the world is a nudist resort doing with children around. I feel totally sick to my stomach. Someone needs to call child services. Anyone who goes to this resort is a pervert if children are involved.

2083 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

Take this picture down it's child pornography, someone call the FBI. Someone report tmz is pushing child pornography.

2083 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

Take this pic down you sick f****. that is child pornography. I think we should question Harvey here, who would allow this on his site unless he is into naked children.
Why isn't someone calling child services on this resort. I don't care if adults want to walk around naked 24/7 but children shouldn't have to be around that. I would never let my daughter walk around naked for strange perverts to see her. This is sick, Harvey needs his a** kicked badly.

2083 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

go to this site to report child pornography and so we can get this shut down /

2083 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

When I was a little girl I was molested and coming to your site like I always do to only see you posting naked pics of little girls makes me hate you. Why would you do this to that little girl?? A nudist resort is for adults not children. These children are pushed to be naked while strange men and women look at them. This is such child pornography and you are molesting that child by exposing her here. Take it down and get help Harvey. Stay away from children Harvey, why would you promote this? I am so angry and upset.

2083 days ago

Paulie Wants a Cracker    

This is what the site says about children. I am so sick to my stomach.

Small children and teenagers are permitted to wear clothing in most common areas. However, they are not permitted to wear clothing in the pool areas or while playing sports. The exception is in the case of infants who are governed by the pool rules.

and this is also what is on there site,
An affectionate hug between family members and good friends is a healthy exchange of energy, but a loving touch should not become overt sexual behavior. In the event a male member finds himself overly stimulated, he should either cover himself or take a quick dip in the pool

TMZ should be ashamed of promoting this website and resort. This Nudist Resort should be looked into by the FBI and Child Services.

2083 days ago
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