...and our photog actually had the nerve to ask if he got his Inauguration gig by winning "a drawing."
It's pretty hilarious -- and Yo-Yo Ma is the nicest guy ever.
Wanna party with Justin Bieber ... you gotta sign on the dotted line! We got our hands on the contract JB makes all his guests sign ... and it seems outrageous and totally douchey -- but maybe it isn't. We'll explain.Plus, Lil Scrappy dodges jail time by claiming he's…
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