Maybe Parts of Demi Moore Are 18-35 ...

1. the thought did occur to me too!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jan 21st 2009 by pre boomer

2. If she'd left those cans alone, then maybe. But they look way phony and bad. I just wouldn't be able to divorce the thought of those things while I was pounding her. So sorry Demi - no meat for you.

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Biff Rockgroin

3. I think she looks great, for all the money she has spent on plastic procedures, she could be the bionic woman. I have always liked her, and if I had her money I too could look young, thin, etc. But she ticked me off when she played Mama at the Golden Globes, telling her daughter to stand up straight, etc. She was being a bitch. Yes, she looks good, but as a mother, well, she is trying to compete with her daughter, "I look better than you" but she forgets that her daugher is younger than her, much younger sort of like her husband. Money can buy youth for just so long.

Posted at 12:36PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Carolyn

4. I'd give it to her on the shuffle board

Posted at 12:41PM on Jan 21st 2009 by dj am deusche

5. she's the sexiest Cacoon cast member

Posted at 12:41PM on Jan 21st 2009 by dj am deusche

6. Demi is a pathetic woman. How long before good old Ashton leaves her for someone else. My guess is once the plastic surgery no longer works or she turns into Plastic Woman.

Posted at 7:25AM on Jan 25th 2009 by Pumpkins Mom

7. Aren't their 15 minutes of fame up yet? Sheesh, they act like they just invented community service, but for some reason they were nowhere to be found in the past 8 years. Hypocrites, that's all.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jan 21st 2009 by savvydude

8. I wouldn't trade places with Demi for nuttin'!

Could you imagine constantly trying to keep up with the gals her husband age. Gee, maybe another procedure and I can look 28! Then the fact that her husband is basicly a big young man dork who has a: I-played-a-trick-on-you show for a career?

Cringe, cringe! Her girls thought he 'was cute' and were thrilled when mom came home with a boy they have a poster of! Would you die? 46 and still this dumb? Come on we are suppose get smarter when we age, esp. us women!

Poor Aston, he will never have kids of his own at this rate and be taking care of her instead of having date night with a lady his own age.

Well at least he will have a idea of what changing a diaper will be like some day, Demi's!

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 21st 2009 by smarter

9. Paleeeeeze enough of Demi and Ashton. They are so yesterday!

Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 21st 2009 by lldcs

10. OMG she is SOOOOOO old ...

Posted at 3:37PM on Jan 21st 2009 by TMZ IS DE SHIZ NIZZLE

11. I wonder if grandma has her own teeth? *I'm just say'en

Posted at 3:38PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Button Face

12. Isn't she retired ? old old old and OLD !!!!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Konckers De Clown

13. Demi is SO OLD !!!!! ... Wake up Ashton ..

Posted at 3:43PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Wiggles

14. Demi is the same age as my great grandmother... *I'm just saying

Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Ronkie

15. I thought the picture was of Martha Ray .. Then I realized she's dead...

Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Sally Gumb