Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest Bastard Alive

1. Now, I have to ask you religious folks - WHY would God want to save a guy like this, cause I know you'll all say that it's part of his plan.

Posted at 2:35AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Muzzles

2. Lowest of the low

Posted at 2:35AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Cmor_gan

3. The guy _wanted_ to kill himself - and I think death would have been the easy way out, now he'll have to face prison with a lot of badasses who'll know what he did.

And even in terms of car accidents this guy isn't the luckiest bastard around - last week someone drove his car into a 7m high church roof, using a grass verge as a ramp. Those pictures were really crazy.

Posted at 2:51AM on Jan 30th 2009 by saintdevil

4. Ahahaha! Guess you're not getting off that easy buddy!

Posted at 3:10AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Dirk Diggler

5. Muzzles, I'm not one of the religious folk, but maybe dude was saved cuz Bubba and Knuckles need a new rape-toy.

Posted at 3:10AM on Jan 30th 2009 by CherrySizzleNeptune

6. The guy is going to suffer - the cops, the judge, the inmates, they will all make him pay. I do believe there is a "plan" and we all have to face our actions (even if we are mean little assh*les on a message board that exorcise our demons on others behind a firewall). He was "saved" to face the music

Posted at 3:40AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Lauren

7. He is only suspected and has not been found guilty. Put your pitchforks away for now.

Posted at 4:08AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Philip Thomas

8. Point taken #7 PT, however it is a little like OJ riding down the freeway in the white Bronco (btw, that was very cool Bronco), you didn't know for sure he was guilty, but....hello? Hope the guy is innocent and he is exonnerated - and a little 4 year old was not molested

Posted at 4:28AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Lauren

9. A pedophile in a crappy '80's van?!?!? Isn't that a Hollywood cliche?

Posted at 4:32AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Bleep Blop

10. Maybe Thelma and Louise did survive afterall...

Posted at 4:33AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Jake

11. INNOCENT PEOPLE DO NOT TRY TO KILL THEMSELVES.

Posted at 5:34AM on Jan 30th 2009 by justmy2cents

12. he is innocent !!!

Posted at 5:40AM on Jan 30th 2009 by pedo bear

13. Hey Lauren,
Maybe you were busy at Pre-Skool that day, but O.J. did kill them they had evidence that he did the crime. They had experts that explained to a non doctor or lawyer would understand that he was there and that he left proof that he was there. The problem with is Criminal case is that most people were not watching it in whole like I was and the jury was the most stupidest people in America. I don't know if you can find this case online, but if you can you would realize that O.J. was not framed and their was not any other "killers" he is just a real sick man. The end of the trial they were able to get people to think this had to deal with racism. Come on, Please, Give me a break this would never be a good defense in any MURDER TRIAL.

Posted at 7:42AM on Jan 30th 2009 by my 3 cents

14. #10, best comment ever!!!

BTW, he´s so F@*&%$ Up!!!

Posted at 8:07AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Elektra

15.
First INNOCENT PEOPLE DO TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN THEY ARE WRONGLY ACCUSED......yes, they do.

But, that being said, my friend Frank Zappa once said and wrote in a song:

You better do it right the first time, go find a bridge and take a jump, because there is NOTHING worse than a suicide chump!!!! (someone who TRIES and FAILS to kill themselves.)

Do you know someone who TRIED and Failed?....they are the worst chumps and wretches....please take Frank's advice ...go find a bridge and take a jump, because there is nothing worse than a suicide chump.

Posted at 8:06AM on Jan 30th 2009 by Eh???