Spade's Mom -- One Proud Granny

1. what

Posted at 12:58AM on Feb 10th 2009 by Run

2. spade is a cool dude the girl is sketchy and so is her mom. but hes dealing with it. and hes got the whole world chiming in. at least he has a kid. he will marry some one good one day. maybe

Posted at 3:01AM on Feb 10th 2009 by hotstuff

3. he should date anniston. even tho his last girlfriend nicky whelan is gorgeous

Posted at 3:05AM on Feb 10th 2009 by omg town

4. Spade has the perfect life...Stardom...but not oever the top..ruin your life stardom. A hot baby mama, and time to do things..

Posted at 6:03AM on Feb 10th 2009 by The DUDE

5. Does he visit his daughter or even help out with her? Seems like he wants nothing to do with his baby. I think he's an a**.

Posted at 10:31AM on Feb 10th 2009 by Shaydie

6. The ultimate proof that fame is all you need to easily hook up with hot chicks? David Spade. Honestly, who the hell would hook up with this 4 foot, ugly nerd?

Posted at 10:37AM on Feb 10th 2009 by Rob

7. The ultimate proof that all you need is a little bit of fame to easily hook up with hot chicks? David Spade. Honestly, who would hook up with this old, ugly, 4 foot, midget?

Posted at 10:45AM on Feb 10th 2009 by Rob

8. The ultimate proof that all you need is a little bit of fame to easily hook up with hot chicks? David Spade. Honestly, who would hook up with this old, ugly, 4 foot midget?

Posted at 10:47AM on Feb 10th 2009 by Rob

9. REEEAAAALLY DAVID -how long WAS your daughter in town? Two whole minutes? Did you break your neck to visit for what, two whole seconds? Really GREAT DAD!! You are lucky Jillian is as nice as she is... if she was just a gold digger, she could legitimately throw you in the dirt for the dirtbag you really are. Then the world would see you for the guy you really are... Hope Harper (yes, she does have a name and she was not born in Missouri as your publicist stated) never figures out how shallow you really are!

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 10th 2009 by SPADE HATER

10. So what is the kid's name? Harper Grace, Harper Spade or Harper Harper? It's a such a yuppie name; what are they going to call her for short? Harpie

Posted at 12:54PM on Feb 10th 2009 by leafpeeper

11. Harper? What a bizarre name for a child.

Posted at 1:55PM on Feb 10th 2009 by Walter

12. Why do your staff members always sound like 5th grade interviewers on the brink of adolescence?

Posted at 3:26PM on Feb 10th 2009 by Me

13. Anyone who has a "dream" to take their clothes off is an idiot. And David, when hopping in bed with an idiot, you should think with your head, and not your ding dong. In a few years you will see that even at 22, she isn't really that hot. Women know when they are ovulating, and I think she planned this. But David, use a condom and discuss birth control. You can't trust a chick who wants fame for getting naked. She wants money. The baby doesn't have a family unit. Always practice safe sex when dating someone briefly. And you are a smart guy. Why would you hook up with a 22 year old bimbo with breast implants.

Posted at 11:08PM on Mar 21st 2009 by spermpolice2

14. Someone who has a "dream" to take their clothes off to get famous, is an idiot. And David, when hopping into bed with an idiot, think with your head, and not your ding dong. Use a condom, discuss birth control, and don't trust a chick who gets breast implants and sleeps around. She is using this to try and get money, and advance her name. And, at 22, she isn't even that hot or drop dead gorgeous. Lots of women are good in bed. I am sure she wasn't worth it. And, the baby only has a playmate as a parent, and a father who doesn't really want to be a dad.

Posted at 11:15PM on Mar 21st 2009 by spermpolice2