The Most Tasteless, Hilarious Joke Ever

31. Rihanna has no self respect, so why should anyone respect her situation? So whatever.

Posted at 8:29AM on Mar 7th 2009 by amcguire01

32. Since Rhianna herself has chosen to go back with her abusive boyfriend then they are both fair game. Brown does what he does best, beats on women, and Lisa does what she does, makes people laugh. If you don't think it's funny, then don't laugh. Bet the people who support battered women are laughing at Rhi's choice to go back w/Brown either so frankly, what's the difference? On another matter, we've all commented on the life, or lack there of, from "toofastforyou". How sad that this seems to be this persons only goal in life? To just live vicariously through celebrities lives via a computer is really sick. One can only assume your own sexual partner is either your own hand and/or a blow up doll. Either way, get a life!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:36AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Illinois person

33. That is classic Lisa humor. It's raunchy, sick and tasteless most of the time. HOWEVER, Rhianna sort of opened the door given the fact that she took him back right away and has been less than cooperative with authorities. This is exactly NOT what young women need to see from a role model. Like it or not, Rhianna is a role model and young girls/women compare their own decisions to role models. I like her but she is doing a HUGE disservice to young women out there with her actions, telling them it's alright that your man beat you to a bloody pulp - don't leave him, not prosecute him, just go back and take more because it's going to happen again.

I've always liked Rhianna, but I seriously disagree with her decision and I hope she comes to her senses soon..

Posted at 8:44AM on Mar 7th 2009 by ann

34. I hate this site! Race aside she is not funny! That retarded ass black peple and chicken joke is so played out. Then you have people on here calling this girl stupid because black women beating.... is that s**t called for. Ignorance at it's finest! There are white ladies getting killed and coming up missing at the hands of white men everyday so enough of this blacks love beating crap! grow up! if any of you saw rihanna or any other black women none of you have the balls to say any of this crap in their face! If you believe that blown up police report than you a damn fool! She was not sitting there taking a beating! Trust and belive she saw that text and went off the wall like any other woman and hit him upside the head with that phone and he popped here in the mouth! I cant wait until he starts talking and the media looks like the fools they are. "you just did the stuipest thing ever" he didnt say no s**t like that! thats something here broken english non american a** said!

Posted at 8:58AM on Mar 7th 2009 by whateva

35. Lisa Lampanelli is a gross pig. She is ugly on both the inside and outside. Hey just speaking the blunt truth, just like Lisa does...

Posted at 8:52AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Rihanna

36. this holle thing about Rihanna and Chris b. its a joke . i cant wait till every one be making them look like idiots more then they already are .

Posted at 8:56AM on Mar 7th 2009 by aitak

37. 11. So now we have a Black President, and white comedians think they can joke about Blacks like Black comedians joke about whites? Naw, This ain't the Sambo days! Consider this exclusive right a form of reparation. The big black dude they showed laughin should have ran on the stage and beat the expletive out of her when she made the chicken and white Bi&*c)e$ comment. Yeah, us Black folk luv some chicken, but don't give a damn about no white Bi&*c)e$!
Ahh, that felt good.

Posted at 3:08AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Nat Turner

To Nat TUrner: Are you kidding me?? What does a black president have to do with anything? (he's not really black - but you'll pull that one out when it suites you, right?) Anyway, why can't whites joke about blacks the way blacks joke about whites?? Whats up with that racist double-standard? And guess what ignorant one, Lisa L. has been joking this way long before that socialistic BHO even dreamed of being the Pres. Oh, do you know what socialism means? or did you just vote for him because of the color of his skin....go eat some more chicken you racist ignorant fool.

Posted at 8:58AM on Mar 7th 2009 by ProudRepublican

38. For those of you that might be offended by Lisa Lampanelli telling jokes about black people ... please do a google or youtube search and see that it's her thing ... it wasn't a one time joke ... she makes fun of pretty much all stereotypes but plays heavy on the black guy/white chick. She might make some of the most insane/crude jokes but me & my friends (none of us are white) laugh our asses off.

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 7th 2009 by Your Momma

39. Could someone please either post a link to the video that Canadians can watch or maybe just type it out? Thanks

Posted at 9:07AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Hockey Hater

40. re:12. toofastforyou!

Please tell me there's some kind of major prize TMZ is offering that makes you sit on your computer literally all day long waiting to type those orgasmic words-FIRST! Either you work at TMZ or you're a complete dork who obviously has too much time on their hands. You must be a 40 year old virgin who gets all 'excited' and aroused when tying those magical letters.

Well, whatever floats your boat, buddy.

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Can we say OCD? I think we can....

Posted at 9:13AM on Mar 7th 2009 by sharky

41. What #36 said. Not to soon. I can not believe anyone is coming out and supporting him. Both he and Rhianna need some serious therapy. If mocking them makes it happen so be it.

Posted at 9:55AM on Mar 7th 2009 by tina

42. To Nat TUrner #11: Are you kidding me?? What does a black president have to do with anything? (he's not really black - but you'll pull that one out when it suits you, right?) Anyway, why can't whites joke about blacks the way blacks joke about whites?? Whats up with that racist double-standard? And guess what ignorant one, Lisa L. has been joking this way long before that socialistic BHO even dreamed of being the Pres. Oh, do you know what socialism means? or did you just vote for him because of the color of his skin....go eat some more chicken you racist ignorant fool.

And a big PS: She dates black guys - so i guess ya'll are into more than jus chxn

Posted at 9:59AM on Mar 7th 2009 by ProudRepublican

43. I love Lisa...If I were a black man I would nail her.

Posted at 10:10AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Frozenwilly

44. Hey Turner...Go shine someones shoes..

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Frozenwilly

45. I didn't get any of her "jokes". I guess you have to be stupid.

Posted at 10:12AM on Mar 7th 2009 by Guess Who?