Are you crazy enough to be like Matt Damon? If so, you're probably already wearing biking shorts 18 sizes too small. But if you're a normal person, all you can really do is stare in horror as the actor's body parts struggle to escape from their spandex prison.
Damon squeezed into the tiny pants today during the Cape Argus cycle tour in Cape Town, South Africa.
1. Matt, this a little too tight...still love ya
Posted at 12:18PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Juicy
2. What a dilbert,doofus this guy is. And his politics suck too. Just keep making your crappy re-make movies,and keep your politics to yourself.
Posted at 12:24PM on Mar 8th 2009 by jimbo
3. Nice. Thanks for weraing them 18 sizes too small.
Posted at 12:26PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Chicagoan
4. That would be wearing.
Posted at 12:27PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Chicagoan
5. obviously you are not into cycling or you would know that the shorts are fitting just as they should. matt can ride with us any day - any time.
Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Lizzie
6. Lookin' good Matt!
Enjoy the ride.
Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Jonquility
7. I think he liiks extremely well!! You try wearing something like that.
Nice legs, nice tight tummy. Yummy Yummy
Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 8th 2009 by michbar
8. chicagoan gets on TMZ to feel superior and do spell checks. NICE!!!
Posted at 1:00PM on Mar 8th 2009 by michbar
9. You can almost see it.
Posted at 1:01PM on Mar 8th 2009 by not first!
10. I think he looks Greeeeat and so do about a million other people. You try wearing that and lookin good. Nice legs, nice tight tummy. Yummy Yummy!!!!!
Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 8th 2009 by chellybar
11. I guess they can't get stuck in his crack if they're stretched as tight as Madonna's face.
Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Kay
12. it's a normal outfit to ride! @kitty:i don't believe he would look for a girlfriend on net with his proper name because he's married so he could have need to privacy!
Nice to see him again in gossip!
Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 8th 2009 by rendez-vous
13. chicagoan gets un TMZ to fell superior and do a spell check. This is a gossip sight nimrod not English Class.
Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 8th 2009 by michbar
14. i would have been first to post but i took some time to myself for a little Matt Damon Spandex Appreciation time wiht my vibrating rabbit......holy cow that man is fabulous in those shorts!!!!!!
Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 8th 2009 by ginny
15. It's unfortunate that after all these years, its impossible ride a bicycle without looking like a complete tool.
Posted at 1:13PM on Mar 8th 2009 by Jesus Saves With Geico
