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TMZ Sports3/8/2009 1:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Matt Damon -- Mad For Spandex

Are you crazy enough to be like Matt Damon? If so, you're probably already wearing biking shorts 18 sizes too small. But if you're a normal person, all you can really do is stare in horror as the actor's body parts struggle to escape from their spandex prison.



Damon squeezed into the tiny pants today during the Cape Argus cycle tour in Cape Town, South Africa.

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jimbo:  1072 days ago

What a dilbert,doofus this guy is. And his politics suck too. Just keep making your crappy re-make movies,and keep your politics to yourself.

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K:  1072 days ago

Nice. Thanks for weraing them 18 sizes too small.

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K:  1072 days ago

That would be wearing.

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Lizzie:  1072 days ago

obviously you are not into cycling or you would know that the shorts are fitting just as they should. matt can ride with us any day - any time.

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Jonquility:  1072 days ago

Lookin' good Matt!
Enjoy the ride.

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chellybar:  1072 days ago

I think he looks Greeeeat and so do about a million other people. You try wearing that and lookin good. Nice legs, nice tight tummy. Yummy Yummy!!!!!

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Kay:  1072 days ago

I guess they can't get stuck in his crack if they're stretched as tight as Madonna's face.

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rendez-vous:  1072 days ago

it's a normal outfit to ride! @kitty:i don't believe he would look for a girlfriend on net with his proper name because he's married so he could have need to privacy!
Nice to see him again in gossip!

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anthony:  1072 days ago

i would have been first to post but i took some time to myself for a little Matt Damon Spandex Appreciation time wiht my vibrating rabbit......holy cow that man is fabulous in those shorts!!!!!!

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Jesus Saves With Geico:  1072 days ago

It's unfortunate that after all these years, its impossible ride a bicycle without looking like a complete tool.

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sousi:  1072 days ago

Whenever I want a good laugh, I just watch video's of this guy talking politics

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RedBird:  1072 days ago

Matt looks best with his stupid mouth shut. His mouth is a thousand times bigger than anything in those tiny pants.

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Correction:  1072 days ago


Anyone involved in cycling knows that what he is wearing is completely appropriate for the activity. His bike shorts are not too tight, they are exactly how they should be if he wants a comfortable and successful ride.

TMZ, if you don't know that much about a sport, don't make fools of yourself by posting this type of drivel.

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K:  1072 days ago

I am superior.

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Spandex never looked better:  1072 days ago

I don't give a crap if the pants are appropriate. Matt's got it going on in those pants!! That spandex outlines his PACKAGE very well. For those who're complaining.....you're just jealous that you cannot wear form-fitting attire and pull it off as well as he did!

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