Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.
P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).
Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
3/10/2009 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Now Chuck says he wants to be president of Texas. See http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103
From me to Chuck, in terms he might understand:
As you leave us Chuck, don't let it hitcha where the Good Lawrd splitcha.
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I'm not a fan of Chuck Norris, I just think the "facts" are funny.
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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