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Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

3/10/2009 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

Chuck Norris's Birthday

Fun fact:
Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).

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George W. Serbia    

Now Chuck says he wants to be president of Texas. See http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

From me to Chuck, in terms he might understand:

As you leave us Chuck, don't let it hitcha where the Good Lawrd splitcha.

2051 days ago
47.

Rachelle    

I'm not a fan of Chuck Norris, I just think the "facts" are funny.
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

1322 days ago
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