Ruth Madoff: A Christmas Story

3/21/2009 2:00 AM PDT
Here's Ruth Madoff -- wife of $65 billion Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff -- in NYC on Thursday (left) -- and Peter Billingsley as Ralphie in the 1983 film "A Christmas Story" (right).

One of them has been working hard since they were two years old.

We're just sayin'.