
This is the first time Matthew has been in a picture with someone cuter than himself.
Matthew was MIFFED when the supermarket manager made him put on a shirt, "Hey, I'm a BIG star, I should get special treatment. Haven't you see "Surfer, Dude?"
For safety, Camila demands Matthew hold the TOT only while wearing a shirt 'cuz of his OILY chest. Matthew INSISTS the same for his WIFE and for the same reason.
WHATS SO HOT ABOUT A GUY THAT DOSN'T SHOWER,SO GROSS HOPE HE TEACHES HIS KID WHAT SOAP IS...
Matthew to son LEVI in 10 years: "See Levi, daddy used to be in the movies and not a "Honey truck driver." LEVI to matthew: "STFU and make me my Ramen noodle jack-off."
You can tell that MM takes care of himself and is going to pass it on to his darling little son. Most trash parents pass on trash food to their kids, passing on their traditional bad habits.
DID YOU PEOPLE FORGET YOU RAN A PICTURE OF THIS PIG AND HIS KID A FEW WEEKS BACK? AND WHY DO WE NEED TO SEE THESE KIDS SO OFTEN? IF I SEE ONE MORE PICTURE OF SURI CRUISE I''LL PUKE.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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