'Crank' Car Wash -- The Breast Show in Town

Sure, having a bunch of model-caliber chicks strap on teeny tiny "Crank" bikinis and sexily wash cars is shameless promotion for Jason Statham's upcoming movie -- but who cares? Shameless has never looked hotter.

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1. oh no. Think about all the swirl marks they are putting on those cars with those dirty towels. :(

Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 16th 2009 by JD

2. Put em' on the glass!

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Sono

3. So I guess the only way to promote a movie is by objectifying women. I think I'll skip this movie.

Posted at 2:37PM on Apr 16th 2009 by alice

4. I think you mean Skank don't you?

Posted at 2:43PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Brian Scott Miller

5. No wonder men treat us like we are less than humanbeings. Very degrading.

Posted at 2:44PM on Apr 16th 2009 by BIRD

6. Wasn't that Exxons old slogan, "It's like putting a skank in your tank!"

Posted at 2:45PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Brian Scott Miller

7. I was there and I got my Bumper Buffed and my woofers Blown! You wooould'nt Believe!
866k Big Bad Ca

Posted at 2:49PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Fyuk Yiu

8. I watched it for a minute, noted the asses, even those who THOUGHT they were sexy and weren't, no matter how much they were pushed out and jiggled, then said, "why am I watching this degrading pos?" then turned it off.

Posted at 2:58PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Dina

9. OMG!! LOL they are just going to mess up that nice car, but men don"t care, if it gets a scratch they wont care cause it was done by boobs.

Posted at 3:06PM on Apr 16th 2009 by SMoure

10. I know they clean the exterior, but the can also wax and polish my stick shift????

Posted at 3:24PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Pingon

11. I love Jason Statham and his movies but this is a really low budget/cheap way to advertise....his manager must be desperate to get the word out...

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Leigh

12. I see we have no shortage of 20-something skanks still. Are they producing this chicks at a factory or what? I'm never shocked at what women will do for money and attention. I jjust wish they wouldn't act like this, it makes men think we are all alike. I mean WHO wants to clean a car dressed like that?

Only a skeezer. Where are your Mothers at? Mine didn't raise a 'I need attention, so I'm going to wash a car almost naked'

Posted at 3:45PM on Apr 16th 2009 by please, do tell!

13. Where is Sir Mix-A-Lot when you need him?

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 16th 2009 by Dave (L.A.)

14. . So I guess the only way to promote a movie is by objectifying women. I think I'll skip this movie.

Posted at 2:37PM on Apr 16th 2009 by alice

Women are objects...objects to avoid.

yours truly,

Ryan Seacrest.

Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 16th 2009 by RS

15. If it weren't for T&A these "women" would have nothing to contribute to society. They certainly aren't cute.

Posted at 5:33PM on Apr 16th 2009 by OctoMom must DIE

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