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Paris Hilton -- Expert in Porkology

4/30/2009 10:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

In a desperate effort to prove she isn't as dumb as that stupid hat on her head, Paris Hilton told us she's finally "studied up" on the swine flu enough to be "scared of it." Welcome to last week.

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Once an idiot, always an idiot deary

1971 days ago

mellon bruse N    

SLOB it2 the hilt.LOOK away hervey look away.

1971 days ago


Frequent travelers should be aware! Glad she now knows what she's taking about!

1971 days ago

Party 'till you die!    

Hey look! The herpetic giraffe is wearing a boot/hat prop from the movie Brazil!

1971 days ago

Party 'till you die!    

She studied? When did they make pop-up books on Swine Flu?

1971 days ago


Someone close to this sad excuse of a woman needs to have her evaluated. Seriously. Could she really be this out of touch?
Is this act something she is going to pursue into her 40's? Is her goal to become the oldest bimbo on the planet?

Help me please! Have her parents just simply thrown their hands up and use the old: 'she is an adult' to excuse their daughters behavior? Her repuatation is never going to be repaired. NO ONE takes her serious. How sad, to have all that money and opportunity and she just acts like the princess she isn't.

I would hate to see what history will have to say about this one.

1971 days ago


Parasite IS the Swine Flu!

1971 days ago


I confess I feel a little bad for her, in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way.

1971 days ago

Rip M 2 Shreds    

This woman is an idiot and her time is up. Nobody cares about her BS anymore, can we move on TMZ?

1971 days ago


oh she looked in the mirror!!!!!! see what happens when ya put lipstick on a pig ? ya get Paris" the pig cesspool" hilton she spreads way more disease than any pig could!!!!!!!!!!!

1971 days ago


Hey #6, becoming a Bimbo would be a step up fro this dumda$$ worthless brain dead trash

1971 days ago


So what. There i no eason to be rude to Paris.
A lot of people avoid pork right now because they are afraid of the the swine flu.
Pork consumption has dropped considerably over the last week or so.

1971 days ago


Loves the hat! Get over it with the Paris bashing. Shopping and enjoying the good life re NOT crimes. Geez. We would all do it if we could.

1971 days ago


I don't get this either.
She can't be too stupid because she makes more $$s than most of us. Her colognes alone sell around 200 million dollars a year.
So she isn't a microbiologist, big whoop. No one is an expert in every field.
At least she isn't nuts like some of our other celebs.

1971 days ago


Are you kidding me. Someone made a comment and said at least Paris is not crazy like some other celebraties you must be insane yourself to not see what a loonbag she is. I don't care how much money she has she is still NUTTS and a alcoholic/ pshyc. med. taker!

1971 days ago
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