Paris Hilton -- Expert in Porkology

1. Once an idiot, always an idiot deary

Posted at 9:57AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Terri

2. SLOB it2 the hilt.LOOK away hervey look away.

Posted at 9:57AM on Apr 30th 2009 by PORK from NEW YORK

3. Frequent travelers should be aware! Glad she now knows what she's taking about!

Posted at 9:58AM on Apr 30th 2009 by AJ

4. Hey look! The herpetic giraffe is wearing a boot/hat prop from the movie Brazil!

Posted at 9:58AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Hork!

5. She studied? When did they make pop-up books on Swine Flu?

Posted at 10:00AM on Apr 30th 2009 by ?

6. Someone close to this sad excuse of a woman needs to have her evaluated. Seriously. Could she really be this out of touch?
Is this act something she is going to pursue into her 40's? Is her goal to become the oldest bimbo on the planet?

Help me please! Have her parents just simply thrown their hands up and use the old: 'she is an adult' to excuse their daughters behavior? Her repuatation is never going to be repaired. NO ONE takes her serious. How sad, to have all that money and opportunity and she just acts like the princess she isn't.

I would hate to see what history will have to say about this one.

Posted at 11:35AM on Apr 30th 2009 by huh

7. I love Paris so much. She is super! Butch Decossas

Posted at 10:12AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Butch Decossas

8. Parasite IS the Swine Flu!

Posted at 10:27AM on Apr 30th 2009 by NoHerpesHere

9. I confess I feel a little bad for her, in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way.

Posted at 10:27AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Fred

10. This woman is an idiot and her time is up. Nobody cares about her BS anymore, can we move on TMZ?

Posted at 10:34AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Just the Facts

11. oh she looked in the mirror!!!!!! see what happens when ya put lipstick on a pig ? ya get Paris" the pig cesspool" hilton she spreads way more disease than any pig could!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:40AM on Apr 30th 2009 by I AM SURROUNDED BY KLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Hey #6, becoming a Bimbo would be a step up fro this dumda$$ worthless brain dead trash

Posted at 10:52AM on Apr 30th 2009 by JI

13. So what. There i no eason to be rude to Paris.
A lot of people avoid pork right now because they are afraid of the the swine flu.
Pork consumption has dropped considerably over the last week or so.

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Deirdre

14. Loves the hat! Get over it with the Paris bashing. Shopping and enjoying the good life re NOT crimes. Geez. We would all do it if we could.

Posted at 11:20AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Wendy

15. I don't get this either.
She can't be too stupid because she makes more $$s than most of us. Her colognes alone sell around 200 million dollars a year.
So she isn't a microbiologist, big whoop. No one is an expert in every field.
At least she isn't nuts like some of our other celebs.

Posted at 11:25AM on Apr 30th 2009 by Barb