David Hasselhoff -- .39, You Gotta Be Kiddin'
We got David Hasselhoff an hour ago ... and he said the reports that he was unconscious over the weekend with a blood alcohol level of .39 are just ridiculous.
The Hoff confirms what we said, he had been drinking and went to the hospital, but the story was utterly exaggerated, and he says his ex wife, Pamela Bach, is behind it all.