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Miss Panama Contestant Unsurprisingly Stupid

Posted May 10th 2009 7:25AM by TMZ Staff

Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.




Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."

Thanks to Dlisted for pointing it out.

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1. FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!! HAHAHA

Posted at 11:36AM on May 10th 2009 by toofastforyou!

2. LOL. Luckily for her, NO ONE is going to be interested in her brains........or lack thereof.

Posted at 11:40AM on May 10th 2009 by justsaying

3. This bitch is so stupid it hurts. The only contest she should win is Dumb Bitch Of The Decade. I'm not saying century because there's always the chance that someone will come along and dethrone her.

Posted at 11:44AM on May 10th 2009 by francotirador

4. She really looks like Penelope Cruz

Posted at 12:02PM on May 10th 2009 by steph

5. Looks aside...what an idio!.

Posted at 1:02PM on May 10th 2009 by alexkara

6. WTF WAS THAT?????
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak and remove all doubt".
Cotton candy and s*** for brains.

Posted at 1:44PM on May 10th 2009 by magentapyramid

7. Here's what this candidate for Miss Panama said:
"Confucio , he is one of those who invented confusion, and because of that .....of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese Japanese that was one of the most ancient. Thank you."

What !?!?!?!

Posted at 2:34PM on May 10th 2009 by jesulin

8. What the heck? That made my head spin DUH!!!!!!

Posted at 2:39PM on May 10th 2009 by debv

9. Is she from South Carolina?

Posted at 2:49PM on May 10th 2009 by robert

10. Help! The synapses in my brain that control logic just exploded!!! I feel bad that she's so dumb! :( Illiteracy sucks! :(

Posted at 5:59PM on May 10th 2009 by twocents

11. Only 5 beautiful women in the world are also intelligent. We have yet to locate them. Thats the way it's supposed to be: Pretty girls are dumb as a ape who drank bleach and ugly girls are fun and intelligent. One cant have it all. She should come to America, she'll fit right in with everyone in Hollywood.

Posted at 4:09PM on May 10th 2009 by obvious to the dead

12. at least she's pretty though?

Posted at 5:06PM on May 10th 2009 by twocents

13. Speaking of intelligence, America is not a country. She already lives in America.

Posted at 5:49PM on May 10th 2009 by Jorge Y.

14. 1. She was probably nervous, and it doesn't man that shes dumb.
2. If those commendted are white, well, all white girls end up
being strippers or working at fast food places.
3.You white are hating, cuz u guys are flat, have no ass, and smell
like straight up old ppl, b/c you guys dont takes showers with sufficienmt sopa.
4.You guys are racist assholes, PANAMA is better THERN STUPID U.S.A.
5.A the least the people are kind and welcoming than you r guys culture.
6. You guys are ignorant as well.
She just had a bnervous moment and didnt know what to say.
Y0U IDI0TS SHOULD BE THE LEAST TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEING
DUMB OR NOT INTELLIGENT.

Posted at 6:10PM on May 10th 2009 by Caren Reckers

15. Yes, I see. It makes perfect sense to me.
Before the ancient times of Chinese Japanese, where confusion was invented, things were clearer.

Tell me more Penelope.

Who is more ancient than Confucio?

Posted at 6:26PM on May 10th 2009 by Penelopeisconfuced

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