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Miss Panama Contestant Unsurprisingly Stupid

5/10/2009 8:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.




Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."

Thanks to Dlisted for pointing it out.

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toofastforyou!    

FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!! HAHAHA

1962 days ago
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justsaying    

LOL. Luckily for her, NO ONE is going to be interested in her brains........or lack thereof.

1962 days ago
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alexkara    

Looks aside...what an idio!.

1962 days ago
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magentapyramid    

WTF WAS THAT?????
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak and remove all doubt".
Cotton candy and s*** for brains.

1962 days ago
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jesulin    

Here's what this candidate for Miss Panama said:
"Confucio , he is one of those who invented confusion, and because of that .....of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese Japanese that was one of the most ancient. Thank you."

What !?!?!?!

1962 days ago
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debv    

What the heck? That made my head spin DUH!!!!!!

1962 days ago
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twocents    

Help! The synapses in my brain that control logic just exploded!!! I feel bad that she's so dumb! :( Illiteracy sucks! :(

1962 days ago
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Fox    

Only 5 beautiful women in the world are also intelligent. We have yet to locate them. Thats the way it's supposed to be: Pretty girls are dumb as a ape who drank bleach and ugly girls are fun and intelligent. One cant have it all. She should come to America, she'll fit right in with everyone in Hollywood.

1962 days ago
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Jorge Y.    

Speaking of intelligence, America is not a country. She already lives in America.

1962 days ago
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itchycrotch    

Yes, I see. It makes perfect sense to me.
Before the ancient times of Chinese Japanese, where confusion was invented, things were clearer.

Tell me more Penelope.

Who is more ancient than Confucio?

1962 days ago
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ozzman    

jackass...

1962 days ago
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who dat    

Stop giving this woman a har time. As long as she is flexable enough to pull her knees up to her chest (while on her back), and arch her butt up in the air while doggy style, she is PERFECT.

1962 days ago
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Hope    

Caren Reckers, I don't know what race you are or where you live, but your entire post was an exercise in idiocy.

Oh, and just so you know, there are these nifty little technological inventions that you can put on the magic computing box you're using: spell-check, grammar check, and e-dictionaries.

You know, just throwing that out there...

1962 days ago
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BigTimeHater    

ALL of you people are bunch of stupid donkey-rears.

1962 days ago
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BigTimeHater    

#20 Hope : Kiss Caren Reckers (probobaly sexy) Panamanian a s s. Keep it up Caren, don't let these inbreeds scare ya'.

1962 days ago
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