Miss Panama Contestant Unsurprisingly Stupid

5/10/2009 8:25 AM PDT
Instead of trying to sound smart, beauty pageant contestants should just stick to what they do best: taking embarrassing topless photographs and entering politics.

Or, as Confucius would say, according to Miss Panama contestant Giosue Cozzarelli: "I am Confucius and I am an ancient Chinese Japanese ancient guy."

Thanks to Dlisted for pointing it out.