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John Mayer's

Lipstick Jungle

5/17/2009 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

John Mayer's a smart guy ... he's good at math. He knows, even if Jennifer Aniston is hotter than any two women combined, that if he bags 14 chicks in one night ... who needs Friends?

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Mayer, and his ridiculous celebration dance, flaunted his big score last night outside of My House.

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16.

Brenda    

Seriously! You people need to learn to take a joke.

1895 days ago
17.

Jess Simpson is a cheating whore!!!!!!!!!!!!    

I'm never listen to any of his music again!!!!

1895 days ago
18.

Shawn    

He's not doing himself any favors by trying to get attention this way. Makes him
look like a real creep.

1895 days ago
19.

Jess Simpson is a cheating whore!!!!!!!!!!!!    

He needs to go to rehab ASAP!!!

1895 days ago
20.

Cammie    

Shouldn't he be somewhat grown-up by now? Jennifer...run, run, run! This guy is a pig and never deserved your attraction to his music. Hopefully, she understands the the repeat lesson of her father and Brad Pitt (wh*remongers) and will attract a non-narcissist into her life so she can create a family.

1895 days ago
21.

Jess Simpson is a cheating whore!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Stop mentioning Jen's name! When you talk about this @sshole! She has been embarrassed enough by him...

1895 days ago
22.

aquanet    

PS-

When you start to become more famous for who you date, than what you are actully doing career-wise- its time to rethink a few things.

1895 days ago
23.

Susan B.    

Clearly a narcissistic a**hole...not even all that good looking but fame and money attract women...

1895 days ago
24.

Megan    

Read his Twitter. This was planned. He put it on his Twitter AS he was doing it in the club last night.

1895 days ago
25.

Jess Simpson is a cheating whore!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Is this John Mayer or Amy Winehouse?

1895 days ago
26.

:::    

I thought he was frickin hilarious! All these comments just show how uptight people are these days not being able totake a joke. Celebrities walk straight past a papparazi and they get bashed for being tools. John Mayer's out having a good time and making fun of all the attention he gets and its the same thing! Lighten up!

1895 days ago
27.

Spica    

It's all in fun people, please get over yourselves. Enjoy life today because tomorrow isn't promised. Thanks JM for the great laugh, but your dancing needs work and Carl signing on the spot awesome job!

1895 days ago
28.

Fay    

This loser need to get lost. I can stand him.

1895 days ago
29.

Vic    

This narcissistic attention who re don't write music. Everything about him is a sham. He is so desperate for attention.

1895 days ago
30.

Cami    

I think it's Amy Winehouse. Somebody need to catch this a$$hole and throw him in rehab. Since he is to out of it like Amy to know he needs rehab.

1895 days ago
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