Your Mission, Should You Decide to Accept It ...

1. looks like sir alex ferguson!

Posted at 2:33AM on May 21st 2009 by obefiend

2. Do you like movies about gladiators???

Posted at 2:41AM on May 21st 2009 by Hit Me!!!

3. Great to see Peter Graves looking so well!

Posted at 9:33AM on May 21st 2009 by Ruth

4. I'll have the fish

Posted at 3:48AM on May 21st 2009 by Joe Mama

5. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted at 4:12AM on May 21st 2009 by Big Momma

6. He turned down the M:I movie role, because he didn't want to play his character become a traitor...which was BTW ridiculous

Posted at 4:47AM on May 21st 2009 by Xenu

7. Don't call me Shirley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:52AM on May 21st 2009 by Trillian

8. When God was handing out noses he thought he heard "roses" and said "I'll take a big red one"

Posted at 5:01AM on May 21st 2009 by gomes

9. The man from Glad.

Posted at 8:12AM on May 21st 2009 by Respect Others

10. I try to watch the Mission Impossible reruns every evening. They are timeless!

Posted at 8:07AM on May 21st 2009 by scarlett

11. Been hittin' the sauce lately, Pete?

Posted at 8:34AM on May 21st 2009 by Molly

12. That's not from alcohol dumb ass. It's called rosacia. Not uncommon in older folks. Careful about your karma.

Posted at 8:50AM on May 21st 2009 by PerezSux

13. peter is the most wonderful guy in the business, by the way MOLLY he's a tea totler, great guy who isn't afraid to light up in public.

Posted at 12:29PM on May 21st 2009 by artie help

14. "Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

Posted at 9:26AM on May 21st 2009 by Ooooo Nooo!

15. Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

Posted at 9:59AM on May 21st 2009 by Ooooo Nooo!