Toby Keith -- I'm My Own Damn Roadie

1. A man's man! Definitely not some girly man.

Posted at 9:40AM on May 27th 2009 by First?

2. A Real Man ........yes indeed

Posted at 9:40AM on May 27th 2009 by he is so cool

3. Whoa. Does he turn green and tear off his shirt when he gets angry, too?

Posted at 9:40AM on May 27th 2009 by Emergency Broadcast System

4. Toby is a really good guy, gives a ton of time and money to charity.

Posted at 9:42AM on May 27th 2009 by artie help

5. The guy comes off as a complete jerk, he likely feels like the staff is not doing their job right so he has to do it himself or something. He seems so full of himself too.... NOT A FAN OF THAT MAN.

Posted at 9:44AM on May 27th 2009 by Yuck

6. Big deal, I'm not impressed with something so lame. He is an arrogant republican and is rude to women.

Posted at 9:46AM on May 27th 2009 by Big DEAL

7. Hey, if you're going to work out, you may as well do something useful.

Posted at 9:47AM on May 27th 2009 by Kay

8. saw him in concert a few times, excellent shows every time, and he does so much for our troops, more "stars" should donate their precious time to give back, oh yea, almost forgot, Toby is one fine looking man!

Posted at 9:54AM on May 27th 2009 by hockeygrl

9. That ain't his equipment - it's his beer!

Posted at 9:55AM on May 27th 2009 by Bud W. Eiser

10. Bed bugs as big as your head the sheets covered in red.HOLLYWOOD is a hell hole with shake and bake endles gun shoots 247 and dipsmittys try N sell you the MOON.i`ll pass RIGHT over U like a jet plane and spend my time with real stars not want abees

Posted at 10:00AM on May 27th 2009 by TMZ`s hELL HOLEl hotel california

11. ...and is rude to women. by Big DEAL

He seems like a stand-up kinda guy to me. Can you be more specific?

Posted at 10:05AM on May 27th 2009 by MojoCeltica

12. They say Toby Keith is fluent in all human languages, and many animal ones as well.

They say Toby Keith has a 17 1/2 inch penis.

They say Toby Keith can cure any illness by simply sweating on a person.

They say Toby Keith can bench press the nation of France...he once did, but thier screams of "we surrender" were so pitiable he quit before the cameras could get there and record the deed.

Oh, yes, indeed...and they say his poop is made of gold!

The last one is true.

Posted at 10:06AM on May 27th 2009 by shannon2

13. Pretty sure he is a Democrat.....

He is patriotic so he supported our President no matter who he was, DEM or REP

Posted at 10:11AM on May 27th 2009 by Tracy

14. I don't get how people can comment on his political affiliation, when he does so much for the troops, etc. There are very few personalities out there who are as down to earth as Toby Keith. I'm not even a fan, particularly, but some of the mean comments are really out of line.

Posted at 10:14AM on May 27th 2009 by jmk

15. lady ga ga is to busy trailering that nose around, hard to carry your own equipment when you have a 42 lb elephant's trunk hanging off your face. thats why she were's all the f'ed up clothes, helps draw the attention away from the train wreck she calls a face

Posted at 10:17AM on May 27th 2009 by joe the dic giver