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'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

Posted May 28th 2009 2:00PM by TMZ Staff

She's spent years violently protecting non-threatened celebs on the mean streets of Beverly Hills -- but now the infamous Quween on the Scene is making her unnecessary services available to the highest bidder. Well, sorta...



Props to FunnyOrDie.com for the hilarious faux-mercial.

"Aw hells no, words and letters!!!"

Tags: Papparazzi, quween on the scene, QuweenOnTheScene

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1. How is this funny? It's utterly stupid and redundant.

Posted at 1:49PM on May 28th 2009 by Gia

2. ew y is there hollywood.tv footage on TMZ?

Posted at 1:53PM on May 28th 2009 by ggl

3. fake, this is just a joke. Didnt fool me, try again tmz

Posted at 1:51PM on May 28th 2009 by jockofocker

4. This chick is a has-bee. She was nothing when she was the host of the today show and shes even less now.

Posted at 1:56PM on May 28th 2009 by jockofocker

5. The Quween owes TMZ a lot for her rising popularity.

Posted at 2:00PM on May 28th 2009 by DollarStoreDiva

6. Where else but in the USA can you go from a street walking bag lady to a d-list celeb? That was very funny.

Posted at 2:05PM on May 28th 2009 by DollarStoreDiva

7. You`ll think its funny when she blows your nutzs OOF wqith a scatter gun

Posted at 2:21PM on May 28th 2009 by bloody harry

8. Absolutely hilarious!

Posted at 4:49PM on May 28th 2009 by Canopy

9. STOMP STOMP as fast as U cann U can`t Kill me I the CIA MAN!

Posted at 2:27PM on May 28th 2009 by 2nutzs& a rib cage

10. Aww Pervey. Is your wittle feewings hurt

Posted at 2:38PM on May 28th 2009 by Prince Von A Hole

11. I think it's funny, just me I guess but I am smilin.

Posted at 2:46PM on May 28th 2009 by bella

12. I loved that !!!!!

Too funny, it takes a real comic to think of stuff like that.

Posted at 2:58PM on May 28th 2009 by Adrienne

13. Love it!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on May 28th 2009 by Pistol

14. 1. How hot is Katharine McPhee? Hubba hubba.
2. "If you're a level A through K celeb, I can help"...lol.

Posted at 3:10PM on May 28th 2009 by Joe Mama

15. Viva Quween!! 2 Funny!

Posted at 3:19PM on May 28th 2009 by Jezzy

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