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'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

5/28/2009 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

She's spent years violently protecting non-threatened celebs on the mean streets of Beverly Hills -- but now the infamous Quween on the Scene is making her unnecessary services available to the highest bidder. Well, sorta...



Props to FunnyOrDie.com for the hilarious faux-mercial.

"Aw hells no, words and letters!!!"

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Brittney    

How is this funny? It's utterly stupid and redundant.

1919 days ago
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ggl    

ew y is there hollywood.tv footage on TMZ?

1919 days ago
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jockofocker    

fake, this is just a joke. Didnt fool me, try again tmz

1919 days ago
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jockofocker    

This chick is a has-bee. She was nothing when she was the host of the today show and shes even less now.

1919 days ago
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DollarStoreDiva    

The Quween owes TMZ a lot for her rising popularity.

1919 days ago
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DollarStoreDiva    

Where else but in the USA can you go from a street walking bag lady to a d-list celeb? That was very funny.

1919 days ago
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PEPSI Generation    

You`ll think its funny when she blows your nutzs OOF wqith a scatter gun

1919 days ago
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Frank    

Absolutely hilarious!

1919 days ago
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PEPSI Generation    

STOMP STOMP as fast as U cann U can`t Kill me I the CIA MAN!

1919 days ago
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Prince Von A-Hole    

Aww Pervey. Is your wittle feewings hurt

1919 days ago
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workisgood    

I think it's funny, just me I guess but I am smilin.

1919 days ago
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Adrienne    

I loved that !!!!!

Too funny, it takes a real comic to think of stuff like that.

1919 days ago
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Joe Mama    

1. How hot is Katharine McPhee? Hubba hubba.
2. "If you're a level A through K celeb, I can help"...lol.

1919 days ago
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Jezzy    

Viva Quween!! 2 Funny!

1919 days ago
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jm    

That's really funny - sorry for the folks who didn't 'get' it - but that was hilarious!

1919 days ago
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