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'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

5/28/2009 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

She's spent years violently protecting non-threatened celebs on the mean streets of Beverly Hills -- but now the infamous Quween on the Scene is making her unnecessary services available to the highest bidder. Well, sorta...



Props to FunnyOrDie.com for the hilarious faux-mercial.

"Aw hells no, words and letters!!!"

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Brittney:  991 days ago

How is this funny? It's utterly stupid and redundant.

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ggl:  991 days ago

ew y is there hollywood.tv footage on TMZ?

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jockofocker:  991 days ago

fake, this is just a joke. Didnt fool me, try again tmz

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jockofocker:  991 days ago

This chick is a has-bee. She was nothing when she was the host of the today show and shes even less now.

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DollarStoreDiva:  991 days ago

The Quween owes TMZ a lot for her rising popularity.

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DollarStoreDiva:  991 days ago

Where else but in the USA can you go from a street walking bag lady to a d-list celeb? That was very funny.

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PEPSI Generation:  991 days ago

You`ll think its funny when she blows your nutzs OOF wqith a scatter gun

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Frank:  991 days ago

Absolutely hilarious!

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PEPSI Generation:  991 days ago

STOMP STOMP as fast as U cann U can`t Kill me I the CIA MAN!

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Prince Von A-Hole:  991 days ago

Aww Pervey. Is your wittle feewings hurt

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workisgood:  991 days ago

I think it's funny, just me I guess but I am smilin.

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Adrienne:  991 days ago

I loved that !!!!!

Too funny, it takes a real comic to think of stuff like that.

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Joe Mama:  991 days ago

1. How hot is Katharine McPhee? Hubba hubba.
2. "If you're a level A through K celeb, I can help"...lol.

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Jezzy:  991 days ago

Viva Quween!! 2 Funny!

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jm:  991 days ago

That's really funny - sorry for the folks who didn't 'get' it - but that was hilarious!

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