'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

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5/28/2009 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

'Quween' on the Scene Fights Clocks, the Alphabet

She's spent years violently protecting non-threatened celebs on the mean streets of Beverly Hills -- but now the infamous Quween on the Scene is making her unnecessary services available to the highest bidder. Well, sorta...

Props to FunnyOrDie.com for the hilarious faux-mercial.

"Aw hells no, words and letters!!!"

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31.

deh

this is mind blowin she needs a film

1095 days ago

32.

Amanda

Ahahahaha. Funny.

1095 days ago

33.

Chelsea

LMAO!
Probably one of the funniest things I've seen today "Oh hell no! you better watch your back alphabet"
and it was really funny how she specifies TMZ.
This was a great video!
Good job for posting this one TMZ!!!

1095 days ago

34.

noyankhere

6. Where else but in the USA can you go from a street walking bag lady to a d-list celeb? That was very funny.

Posted at 2:05PM on May 28th 2009 by DollarStoreDiva

HAHAHAHA!! HYSTERICAL!! FOR THOSE WHO JUST DIDNT GET IT. TOO BAD, COS THAT WAS VERY GOOD..! IF HEIDI AND SPENCER CAN MAKE MILLIONS OF THE BACK OF STUPID GULLIBLE AMERICANS QUEEN ON THE SCENE DESERVES TO MAKE HERS TOO!! YOU GO GIRL DO YOUR THING AND MAKE THAT MONEY!!! LOL!

1095 days ago

35.

Anthony

Lmao..that's my Auntie Frankie!! :]] Seriously..

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